StoneColdStephenIreland

Anyone who has faith in Pardew, Ashley and Llambias after this debacle need shot How they can continue running the club as they are without even a second thought to on-pitch matters is a fucking joke

I know that feel, bro My work routine about getting all the footy gossip etc is not to be f*cked with

I'm not trying to be a prick, but I don't think any of them are guaranteed to win their league, and Juventus for one won't be even 2nd. I wanted to do a 10a on Boro, Sheff Utd, and Chelsea at the start was £8000 for a 10a, already thats down to £3000 in 2 weeks. Last neet what a sickener one team again, did Leeds 4-1, Arsenal 1-0, Notts Co 3-2, Sheff Utd 3-2, and fuckin Bournemouth 1-3. The neet got a 10a on a Jap team that won 2-1 earlier, Villarreal, Miwwaww, and Barcelona for £110. Should come in that. If it comes in I'll do 80 of it on Tottenham, Fulham and Celtic tomorrow. I only hoyed a quid on it cos i knew some of them werent bankers and the odds were canny good, the only ones i'm wary about are Bayern and Juve, the others should hopefully come good

My tips for the bottom 3, with us down there but not that far down. Aye theyre my bets to go down aswell, with us, Swansea, Norwich and Wolves battling down there aswell Hopefully we can do most of our talking on-the-pitch this season with minimal off the field incidents No fucking chance We always find fucking up something good, so easy and simple, and we'll do it again this season

I put Chelsea, Leicester, Huddersfield, Swindon and Grimsby to win their leagues. Grimsby lost 5-0 to Braintree last night... I think Forest or West Ham will win the Championship, Leicester seem to have spent a bucketload on players but i still dont see them as an outstanding side but for the others i dont know a great amount about the lower leagues so not sure how theyll pan out, they seem alot harder to predict than the main european leagues

Longhirst Hall? Aye, how did yee kna aboot that? You little stalker you Barneys gonna get ye! I'm watching you closely lad... God damn my sexy looks Were you playing? Nah, a mate in the council was e-mailing me saying he had a match at the same time you were posting. After that, I just took off my pants and let nature take it's course. He was on the losing side, btw. Same here, i was on the losing side asweel Played CM 2nd half and was truely knackered and couldnt get box to box so i usually just hung around defensively cos i couldnt keep up with play half the time, 11-a-side is a shock to the system after not playing for about 7 years

You wouldnt win though I bet yee score them goals where youre one on one with the keeper and you square it then knock it into an empty net, anyone who does that deserves to be struck down with chronic diharoea for life About 1 in 3 of my goals are like that May chronic diharroea strike you down for all eternity

Good FM player Pardews fucking mint at this management business

Put a bet on for Man U, Juventus, Bayern, PSG, Celtic and Barcelona to all win their leagues at 293/1 or roundabouts them odds

My tips for the bottom 3, with us down there but not that far down. Aye theyre my bets to go down aswell, with us, Swansea, Norwich and Wolves battling down there aswell Hopefully we can do most of our talking on-the-pitch this season with minimal off the field incidents

Alan Pardew showing his excellent man-management skills there Liverpool have showed us twice how to do busines. When they sold Torres, they made sure they were going to get Carroll in before rubber-stamping Torres' move and when they needed a LB for to strengthen a weakness of theres, they went out and got Enrique And The Neil Taylor transfer saga should have confirmed to everyone how stingy and un-interested Ashley is in forking out money to cover our on-pitch weaknesses, he wouldnt budge from a £1.1 million bid because he had a supposed release clause and when he needed to bid more, he put the cash back in his pocket.

How the hell can we not have a plan and put it into force to sign a LB in time for one of the biggest games of our season Absolutely ridiculous management from the club and from anyone involved, we should have kept Enrique until we had a nailed on target and were 100% sure we were going to get him and quickly, and then sell him to Liverpool

I'll agree he's a coach that doesnt have the final say on who comes and who goes.....Like most managers. Most will judge him on how he performs as Manager this season. (all that matters really). I love the hypocrisy of most mind ......Pardews a nasty cunt for taking the job and shagging some players wife, yet Barton who brayed a kid within an inch of his life and put a cigar out in a team mates eye is one of the lads. What other managers are these then? Previous chelsea managers have to work with who their given. Harry has said he doesnt have the final say over who comes and goes. David moyes just doesnt buy...... There are loads....Its all down to money men, scouts and agents these days. Ancelotti brought in Torres and David Luiz who were his signings I havent seen anything about Redknapp saying he doesnt have the final say And Moyes has the final say in his signings just Everton have no money at all to spend so he cant get players in

I'll agree he's a coach that doesnt have the final say on who comes and who goes.....Like most managers. Most will judge him on how he performs as Manager this season. (all that matters really). I love the hypocrisy of most mind ......Pardews a nasty cunt for taking the job and shagging some players wife, yet Barton who brayed a kid within an inch of his life and put a cigar out in a team mates eye is one of the lads. What other managers are these then?

Manager of "you mirin bro?" Nicked me fatha's acount cos i couldnt be bothered to set me own up

Longhirst Hall? Aye, how did yee kna aboot that? You little stalker you Barneys gonna get ye! I'm watching you closely lad... God damn my sexy looks Were you playing?

Longhirst Hall? Aye, how did yee kna aboot that? You little stalker you Barneys gonna get ye!

Longhirst Hall? Aye, how did yee kna aboot that? You little stalker you

Eh? Come on snakey....cant you see? It would be a like for like replacement........ I'll stick with Eh? Bemusing. Sarcasm. I too dont see how selling Modric would make Spurs go for Tiote. Two VERY different players. Never said it was like-for-like Selling one player doesnt mean you have to go out and sign a direct replacement who's got the same attributes etc Nolan/Cabaye, Torres/Carroll

To the tune of Mambo No 5 - A little bit of Benwell, stinks of shite A little bit of Walker, what a sight A little bit of Byker, on the dole A little bit of Elswick, a shit hole ...A little bit of Fawdon, burnt out vans A little bit Kenton, teenage grans A little bit of Scotswood, on the run A little bit of this makes you all scum A Mackem on me news feed posted this, probably seen it before like, but it's truely cringeworthy

If Tottenham end up selling Modric, I reckon they might try and sign Tiote

Theyd either score a shitload or concede a shitload with that

Wouldnt surprise me to see Tottenham try for Tiote if they sell Modric

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