StoneColdStephenIreland

Nick will then tell us how the club is streetes ahead of our trophy winning rivals. FYP. It's funny how some promising youth players develop into stars and others fall off the face of the planet. With the exception of Andy Carroll we're specials for the latter. This has been one of my (many) criticisms of the club and one that spans many years, so it's hard to point the finger or know why. I think apart from the previous season, we've never really loaned out any of our youngsters, which has really annoyed is, why have them on the fringes of the first team bench and getting one-two Carling cup games a year when we can loan them out and improve them and see if they can cut it

Good gameplay = High sales, which shirley makes it an AAA game

Nah, he'll need the best lube that he can get his hands on, as Leazes shepherd loving member will be heading straight for Nicks namby pamby, Ashley loving bottom

For everyone's own sanity is there a way for Leazes to be blocked from this thread? Because shit will go down, yi kna sayin

Even all 5 Darlo fans

Ahhhh I see Cheers

Worthy of a ban tbh Disgusting behaviour from Wordplay

Is there? I didnt know if there was a fantasy football league or anything that was previously set up on here If there is feel free to scratch this one off if there is already one set up

Pics or GTF DONT FUCKING AVOID THIS QUESTION BITCH!

Anyone interested in joining a Mini-Fantasy-Football league on The Sun website? You can join one team for free Anyone fancy it?

Plenty more to come from his Emissions Department like . They've started the distraction by making him out as 'victim' with Friday night's (unconfirmed as far as i know) feedback that he was supposedly presented with in a bar at Darlo . Awww Dekka's just an ickle bairn and has done nowt wrong, I dont get why fans pick on him, really I don't

Prepare your anuses on September 1st for Llambiass for to say the following after a below par transfer window "At no point did we say that the money was going on transfer fee's, we said it will stay in the club and that's where it's stayed" and then somehow in his usual manner mock the fans in some sort of backhanded comment he usually makes

That's what I believe too, that we have a strong first team, but beyond that, we're thin, very, very thin, and a 38 game season needs a squad, and a big one and one where you can call on quality when injuries/suspensions/lack of form happen The penny should really have dropped that we're not gonna splash out on players when the board were so transfixed with N Taylors release clause that they wouldnt budge from spending a penny more for a player we supposedly wanted

Demand means what people are prepared to pay. And Newcastle United aren't prepared to pay, over a certain level, for footballers. And I am proud of them for this. Let me tell you a story. Once upon a time there was a street, with some houses. In each house, there lived a family. One of the family's was called the Eipgam family. One day, during a period of credit boom, all the family's except the Eipgam family, started becoming very extravagant. Not all the family's wanted to be extravagant, but with kids it can be difficult to withstand their nagging, when they see other kids with the most expensive trainers. And of course, what happened was the the most expensive trainers just got even more expensive. ANother family, called the Pompey family, were among the most extravagant. My oh my how much they spent, and the amazing this is that they had rubbish taste, too. They would spend 100s of thousands of pounds on dross. The Eipgam family, as mentioned, refused to play this game. Mr. Eipgam would buy cheap (but perfectly functional) trainers, for his kids, on e-bay. Nevertheless, Mr. Eipgam's kids were not happy. Mr. Eipgam had to put up with being called a fat Cockney, and other charming expressions which his kids had learnt at school, for being prudent about money. Then one day, the banks started to call back their loans. The Pompey family had to go into administration, and became a humiliated charity case, living off scraps. They had to sell everything. And so did all the other famillies. The Eipgam kids were very proud - they were the only kids at school, who had footwear. The other families didnt have to sell everything as they knew how to go about their business, and the Eipgam kids werent very proud apart from one little adopted kid who thought he was part of the family but pissed himself continuously and ate his own shyte for breakfast, lunch and tea.

Not gonna lie, it's embarrassing that fans invaded the pitch FFS it's a friendly and the mongs who thought it was a joke will be one season a game fans who think its hilarious, shambolic tbh

Loan with option of permanent switch I think

Swear Down, I'm in love. On another note how the frickin Jesus do you embed videos on here?

You can get pills for that yi kna

DEADMAN until you post a picture with a note saying I'm not Paul Wyn then we wont believe you

Going on the last couple of seasons having a thin squad and gambling on escaping injuries and suspensions is probably a given. Even more so this season IMO People seem to forget we might have on paper a canny decent first team, but it's very rare that you field a full strength 11 consecutively throughout the season and beyond our first team we are piss poor and those players are gonna be in the team more than people realise they will be

I'd be immensely surprised if we bring in anything more than a LB and a striker for a combined fee of anything equal to or less than £10 million With the likes of Smith, Perch, Best, Enrique, Ranger, Routledge, a GK on loan Meaning our squad would be paperthin and look threadbare when injuries and suspensions hit us

What do you realistically see happening then?