StoneColdStephenIreland

Eh! I can't see it...................................Must be camouflaged or something? I'm deeply sorry for even attempting this joke

Do you like fishing? I only enjoy it when the amount of fish I catch is in direct comparison with the pounds I spend, Monkeys Fist

Extreme Polls with Nick-Kielce-Poland

Woohoo Djokovic won. Chi-ching

That bear is the greatest thing ever It should be the answer to everything

Busy watching Mortal Kombat: Annihaltion How the fuck I used to enjoy this as a bairn I will never know

Recently been thinking about getting one, I've always thought once i got in shape i'd probably want one and that's what i've started doing Not sure what i want yet, although i've got an idea, probably lyric of some sort with a design around it, although i'll not get one for the sake of it, i'll only get one once i'm sure and confident in the design i've chose like

Stephen Ireland looks a tad like a weaker, chubbier Stone Cold Steve and so the legend was born

Blackadder Goes Forth is better. Shouldn't you be looking for a job? And he's back

Man City fan's don't even seem to be that bothered about signing him either, which is a sign of how times have changed. If we signed a player like Nasri i drown in me aan jizz

Commentators Alan Smith replacing Andy Gray as commentator That bastard can crop up anywhere

The point i was getting at was although i think Ba is a good signing, and Cabaye probably will be too, I dont think we'd have signed them if they were going for their market value and i think it'll happen again throughout the transfer window again If Ba was going for say around his £7 million price tag that West Ham bought him for would we have signed him? I dont think so If Cabaye was going for around £8 million which is probably his market value without his release clause, would we have signed him? I dont thinkso

After the Resident Evil's on PS1, Dead Rising 1/2 have been the only good zombie games, the rest have been a massive let down and this looks like going into that pile

Tbh we never signed him because he wasn't a free and didnt have a release clause of under £5 million

If he does turn out to be a quality signing, i don't see him being t Sunderland in a couple seasons, a top four team will come in and turn his head and Sunderlands with the money thay can offer. However if he's gash it'll have been a waste of £13 million for the Macams Time will tell, but i think if he's threw in as one of their main strikers and pressure put on him i think he might struggle to hit the ground running, he'll probably need to be introduced gently into the Premiership for him to flourish

Tbh i don't really think Ashley's looking at players to improve the team in places we need. He seems to be going for players who have a minimum fee release clause/frees. So I'm expecting more players to come in, and plug gaps that we dont have or players we dont need. Ba - free Marveaux - free Cabaye - £4.3 million release clause N - Taylor £1000000+ release clause (although I realise we never signed him, we went in and we re close to getting him) I really don't think we'd have signed these players if we had to pay a fee or larger fee for them

I walked past Garth Crooks before the 1-1 draw with Arsenal under Allardyce Exciting, I know.

Definitely 3/4

Born in the old Ashington Hospital and I live in old Ashganistan too

Listening to Biffy Clyro: Live at Wembley on Sky. Yessaii.

Cheers, I'll no doubt splash out on it this week

Mate on Facebook just said this, and he's not normally one to gan on about football and that. Make of it what you will

Whenever I used to play as a bairn the coaches would much rather have you's running round trying to get fit than actually doing any work with a football

I'm debating getting Oblivion like, I love Fallout, put me hand in me pocket and get it

The amount of players that are going to be bought for between £20 mill and £50 is gonna be ridiculous. If players like Henderson and Downing are going for that much people are gonna be rating the Karl Henry's of this world at £10 mill a pop