StoneColdStephenIreland

But theyre the same person arent they?

if there not an added contribution from a midfield position i dont class that as replacing nolans goals , i expect those kinda numbers at least from our strikers , 10+ from a midfielder is going tobe a big miss if nobody steps up . why do i get the feeling this lad's knee is gonna play up on us for his full contract . Nolan scored 10 of his goals while playing upfront last season. Pardew said Nolans influence may have become a negative if he's not playing. Can you back that up? Doesn't seem right to me. Pretty sure he only scored 3 goals when playing behind Carroll against Villa at home and Stoke at home (Penalty) although i could be wrong So he scored a fair few when playing from midfield

Will remove my foreskin live on webcam with a stanley knife if we sell him. Has Gejon not taught you anything?

Debating actaully setting up a 'supposed' ITK account and see how many dipshits actually gobble me tripe up like most seem to be doing

You serious DEADMAN? Dont be playing with me. I always thought there was only one Alan Smith, but now theres 2! My mind = Blown

I'm thinking Leazes' Paki-gland will be twitching. It'll have went into seizure, the poor bastard

C'mon DEADMAN put this conundrum to rest with your infinite knowledge, we believe in you DEADMAN

Aye same round here, the local had it on and was packed to the rafters. Anyone know what the ticket applications would be like, say number of tickets per person and whether I might have to get a membership this season again

And not on tele Hopefully i'll be able to somehow get tickets

They're just a bunch of nasty pasties

Is there? I thought he was cropping up everywhere, cos he does that all the time

I reckon you plucked that club and figure out of thin air. Nowt new really

Plus Mcleish was interested in him last summer aswell i think, but couldnt agree terms It's a massive longshot us signing him and one i'm not holding hope for

He'll gan to Villa anyway once they've sold Downing WOuld love him here though aswell as another striker

Hope its not true but just said as come from an aquaintance and couldnt see it mentioned on here Even cooler story, bro

Cool story, bro

He's got the same tone for every emotion, just monotone throughout everything

Why are some people still soaking up that we have £35 million from Carroll as though its the only money the club generates and the only money that is gonna be put into the club, and then cling onto the hope that we're gonna be "financially stable" or whatever this season or next. What then? What about when we are "financially stable" do you see us making £35 million every year to spend on players, wages, training grounds, pitches, cups of tea, Tuna sarnies, loafs of Warburtons, Utterly butterly, cutlery to eat with, batteries for the sky remotes etc We'll be making next to nothing compared to the £35 Million we currently have and then yous'll be soaking it up when we're buying/loaning/getting for free players who dont improve the team or dont kick us on to the next level because Llambiass will spout some more bullshit and then yous'll lap it up like yous are doing now and then continue to spout the "financial fair rules shyte" when we're not even in Europe and dont even look like qualifying for it because other teams are surpassing us whilst we're standing still/going backwards Pardew's already said we're only gonna sign two more players, probably erdinc and Taylor and if thats the case id rather have kept Carroll, because at least then we'll have showed more ambition than we're currently showing now

At the risk of sounding simple as out btw say we do start breaking even and then making profits etc i dont think we'll be in the position to be making profits of huge amounts so even that will be getting watered down (The amount we make) into going into different places like this £35 million is currently being done to

I'm a pit-yakka

I think that Marcos Alonso's in jail in Spain because of a fatal car accident from what I can remember Enrique's gonna be a bigger miss than some people realise, he's a complete LB and the partnership he has with Colo and Jonas is quality, so many times he and Colo have got us out of a pickle at the back and then him and Jonas relieving pressure/counter-attacking has been massive for us and has been the biggest part of our play aswell as Barton's distribution from deep But say we replace him with M'bengue wont he be off to the African Nations along with Tiote and Ba? And if so, that is gonna leave our squad with a huge hole in it come January time

No point in selling him, we'd get next to nowt for him anyway and the squad's already threadbare atm

What about this horse? Amazing horse

Haven't read the last few pages, but I've just seen this on the BBC Homepage NOTW Hacking Dead Soldiers families phones

Tbh if you put a thoosand quid on that you'd get a quid back