StoneColdStephenIreland

Same with Rooney, he's been horrific under Van Gaal. He scores for 3 games in a row but then will do nothing for the next 5.

Jesus, Man U are worse than us.

If anybody didn't think that Paul Merson was an absolute mong, then he's just said that we're too gung-ho away from home and look to attack constantly. Yes, us, gung-ho with 6 away goals all season and no goals from any midfielder apart from Wijnaldum.

Spacebar mother fucker, do you use it?

Essembee has had better comebacks than that btw. Player wise Mbemba is 5 times the player of Williamson and Perez, Wijnaldum or whoever who have replaced Gouffran are all 5 times the player he is. Yet there has been no upturn in results despite having improved players. That is on the manager.

We're bottom 4 without playing Williamson and Gouffran who for me and a lot of others were our main problems for losing games. We now don't play them and were still losing games that we shouldn't and that's on McLaren.

Because a better manager would have got better results from the players signed. Hence why myself and others were predicting a mid table-ish finish. We were shit before he was manager and we are shit now, he should have done better but hasn't and a lot of that blame is on him.

These are canny shite nowadays. Go out and attack them at least.

He's been shit. We have less points than, Bournemouth, Watford and Swansea. We're one point ahead of Norwich and have been in the bottom 3 for most of the last 4 month. For one good performance we have 2-3 bad ones. Nothing has improved despite £75 million spent. You's are just giving him the benefit of the doubt because he's not as big of a cock as Pardew or Carver.

For the large majority of games we've played shit too, so this playing style bollocks is a myth tbh.

We're 4th bottom in the league and should be higher, just because he hasn't been as shit as Pardew or Carver it means he's done well, he's just a little less shit, but still shit. End of.

I've seen that Bebe cost Man U the equivalent of 165k per minute of football he played for them

He's even beginning to ask for attention now

I'd much rather he just got on with playing. After one game back he gives it the big'un in interviews etc and then he's out injured again for 6 month and we see him in the Sky studio in his 2 size too small waistcoat because he loves the attention.

That's when it comes down to McLaren and his idiocy. If we can get Chelsea on the back foot and take the game to them then we can pick up a point at least. If he reverts back to type and his usual away day tactics the Chelsea will walk it around us.

We were bigger than them when we went down last time and we'll be bigger than them when they go down this season.

They've drew against Everton, WBA and Man U at home now. They aren't anything to be scared about anymore and if we have a go at them we should do alright.

Jesus, shambolic losing culture from top to bottom.

Ridiculous that we never beat them at their place. A team that plays with 4 Centre backs, and 3 holding midfielders should be getting twatted every week.

Carver in.

What happened with Lascelles? I turned it off after the second went in, I see we also conceded a 3rd too?

Were down.

Not exactly having a go as anything would have been an improvement on the first half. This is genuinely one of the worst Everton sides in years and we can't even touch them.

Fuck me.

Rob Elliott. Player of the season.