CleeToonFan

Been listening to the new Horrors album non stop since I bought it on release day! Amazing

So happy Camerons hushed up the Labour tramps. Also turns out Labour spent nearly 40million on advertising Murdochs companies and people actually think THEY would do a better job with the economy!

How will it do that? cos they looked like tramps with nee money. Call it selfish but Ive got a season ticket with 164 loyalty points so i couldnt really careless about people who refuse to sign up for membership or get a season ticket. I find that attitude a bit, how say? cuntish? One: any excuse to get more money from the supporters taking advantage of a few pissed up bairns. Typical of these bastards. Two: I'm now a non-season ticket holder as Ive been evicted and don't fancy being stuck in the same seat all year if its shit. You trying to tell me I hardly go to games? For what its worth you can trace the shit atmosphere back to when people rolled up to Fletcher and Hall's shop with their wallets open and a 'fuck you' attitude to anyone who couldn't get a ST. Didn't miss a match? FUCK YOU! Went to Bournemouth etc in the 2nd division? FUCK YOU! The away days were once a piece of piss to get to if you fancied it, many an away was decided on a friday night full of drink and then laughing as you knocked another hungover kid out of bed early on a saturday. Guess what? NONE OF US WERE SEASON TICKET HOLDERS!!! When that prick Mellor took over from Danny Kelly, the amount of arseholes who would start their conversation off with 'I'M A SEASON TICKET HOLDER' was unreal. You're a SEASON TICKET HOLDER, eh? Wow wee! Go on then, lets see you hold it for us! Wave it about and shake yo ass while you're doing it. Jesus fucking Christ. Evicted, you sound a touch bitter mind. Why dont you get over your bitterness and settle yourself down into a nice new seat. You might even like it. Why should he? He liked his old seat enough then got fucked up the arse by Fat Ashley. Who's to say he won't find a new seat he loves only to find it being removed for a personal pukka pie stand for our corpulent owner. I'd personally rather pay for every game than be a Season Ticket holder. But then again I don't go to enough games for you to care about my opinion, i'm not a Season Ticket holder so I should just stfu and let the top boy superfans discuss who saw the most corners last year.

Marina Virtually unknown over here although I did hear one of her songs on an advert the other day. Best turn I've ever been done by a mackem was JamesD coming on here with her as his avatar, prompting a furious 'who is that girl' search. I'm not embarrassed to say i've seen her live, okay maybe I am . Me and a mate at Leeds Fest last year, heard one song of Guns n Roses, decided they were wank live, went into a random tent and ended up singing along to every song, probably the only men in there that weren't with their girlfriends

Obviously, and I have no problem giving 20 quid to Newcastle to become a member, but what the fuck does this membership even mean? Why should anyone just do it because Ashley says so?How many REAL away games have problems like this? Not shitty little friendlies against Darlington. It's just more proof that Ashley wants to piss off the fans more and more, it's like he's purposely trying to see how long he can go before everybody forgets Newcastle exists. REAL away games dont generally have problems like this because proper fans go, not the tools who manage to get tickets friendlies on the door or whatever. So the idea is to stop friendly games having this sort of problem in the future I imagine + sum extra money for mike to spend at aspers the neet So why have it for real away games then? If proper fans are gonna go. None of these chavvy wankers who were at Darlington are gonna be on the first train to Swansea are they? So why penalize EVERYONE when it's only a problem like 3 times a year for friendlies. Like I said i'll be paying the membership fee, but I don't for one second believe Ashley's done it for anything other than greedy reasons. I hate you Mike Ashley, and I wish cancer upon you, yes cancer, in the face.

Obviously, and I have no problem giving 20 quid to Newcastle to become a member, but what the fuck does this membership even mean? Why should anyone just do it because Ashley says so?How many REAL away games have problems like this? Not shitty little friendlies against Darlington. It's just more proof that Ashley wants to piss off the fans more and more, it's like he's purposely trying to see how long he can go before everybody forgets Newcastle exists.

On the Simpsons he has a bag over his head! His voice was in it though, and even then he calls himself a reclusive author . And those pictures are old ones from the navy etc. Some photographers have tried getting him but he kicks off, I think he tries having a "Let the words do the talking" attitude.

A bit of money and they're called giants?

Fuck sake away games are always easier for me! Guess i'll have to buy membership, half of me's thinking "Why the fuck should I" but there's no point arguing, i'm not gonna cause trouble so I have no problem with that aspect, just the money. Do you get anything else with membership?

Aye I read Gravity's Rainbow, a few years back though when I was in year 10 I think. I only read it because there's a Klaxons song named after it , ended up loving it though, think crying of lot 49 is a lot smaller than his other books mind. This is a beast! As is Gravity's Rainbow. All I can remember is some sort of rival secret societies which are never fully uncovered which have some link to the post office. Or something. I think a lot of the symbolism and 60s California references were lost on me tbh. Aye there is a lot of symbolic stuff that's hard to grasp, but looking past it he really is an amazing novellist. Recommend Gravity's Rainbow to any but the most casual of readers as it's a bit of a slog, but totally worth it. He's also a recluse noone knows what he looks like

Aye I read Gravity's Rainbow, a few years back though when I was in year 10 I think. I only read it because there's a Klaxons song named after it , ended up loving it though, think crying of lot 49 is a lot smaller than his other books mind. This is a beast! As is Gravity's Rainbow.

Why did I see this and immediately think "I AM NOT A ROBOT"

Probably best to not start picking at people yet, innocent till proven guilty and all that shit

I dunno about this 1945 Dorian Gray, I hate old films (The Graduate exempt). Just started reading Against the Day by Thomas Pynchon, anyone read it? It's decent so far

Proper forgets the AC/Real/Bayerns out of it for alliteration purposes, it's like he's just some fifa fan who plays online with a few teams, thinks they're 5 star so thus top dogs, and takes their short names on fifa as their real team names.

What was he doing, going through the M's?

I prefer Rangers no doubt (mostly because Celtic seem to hate Scotland just as much as England, for all the British come to Ireland and steal their land, when they're all living in Britain ), but as most said, I don't really care for either. Similarly, I think Northern Ireland should be given independence from both Britain and ROI because they're both as bad as each other. Hopefully once that happens Celtic have nothing to moan about and can realise how dogwank their actual team/league is.

My favourite novel-The Picture of Dorian Gray. My least favourite movie-Dorian Gray. What a horrid rendition that was

Just this second finished Max Havelaar, brilliant book, good translation too. It's the book that made everyone realise how Europeans were being wankers in the colonies.

There's different skins?!

That's the stadium, aye. Espanyol don't play there any more though, they moved to a new purpose built one a couple of years ago. The Olympic Stadium is primarily an athletics venue now. You're right! Shame too, just googled Espanyol, their stadium is nice and all, but it's just one of those generic designs, even though it had a running track, I always liked the look of Espanyols old one.

I've been called a Hun for wearing a Northern Ireland shirt in Scotland. Imagine if i'd gone to the nearest Policeman and tattled that'd have been a good one

I want to be a Nile Ranger, Only live for guns because i'm a Gangsta.

If thats the stadium on Montjuic, it's Espanyols, try do the Shadow of the Wind tour if you're into literature

Havent used it but from what I've heard it has a fantastic reputation. Some might say buy it 2nd hand off ebay. Others of lesser morals may just download it. 2nd hand isnt a bad idea, I don't download anything, never used torrents or the like, I just prefer having music etc on disk and that, not gonna start downloading now . It does have a great reputation but, I dunno if it'll be worth all that money, it can't be THAT good, and theres no Dutch teachers in my area so I can't get lessons D: Why not have a go with some of the free stuff on youtube like this... and see if its for you and whether you feel you can learn that way. Aye cheers! I want to live in the Netherlands one day, I know most of them speak English but it's wrong just swaggering down there knowing nothing isn't it? , will give that a try Got lost there a few years ago and I asked this gang of lads, probably between 10-14, for directions spoke perfect English. It's embarrasing really. Yeah I know the feeling when I went! Speak it better than most of Britain tbh. Them and the Swedish apparently are the best in Europe at speaking English (probably including Britain there too )