noaliasmike

Get the fuck in!

Stoke really are a fucking appalling football team. Can see them losing this. Anti-football. Wankers.

I agree, Norwich are looking the safest bet at the minute for us, but the more clubs involved in this the better. Especially if said clubs have still to play each other.

Looks like Southampton are about to be pulled right back into the relegation fight too. Bale celebrating against his old club - Nice touch. They've still got to play Sunderland, a fixture which could work in our favour.

I'm suddenly seeing Aeris' posts - Is there something wrong with the ignore feature?

I think you might be right. The only ship sinking faster than ours at the minute is Norwich. Survival now likely hinges on the QPR game. For fuck's sake.

Villa score. The day that keeps on giving.

What else is there to do?

Wigan score Fucking hell.

Fuck it, I'm getting in on this too Champagne all round if it comes off. Feeling fairly tranquil about our current predicament as it goes and fairly optimistic for a result today. My fourth cider of the day may go someway to explaining that mindset!

Yes Served a 7 game ban at Ajax for doing that.

Why is this gimp still allowed to start threads?

Just in, Klopp reaction on reading that thread:

Micronesia. I had a Lamb rogan josh last night.

Slightly concerned about this one chaps. There's very little pressure left on Man City now as far as the league is concerned which means they'll probably start actually turning up to games, starting with us.

Another borderline alkie here. I cringe every time I'm around to witness the recycling lorry turn up. I hear the odd sound of glass smashing as the neighbours get their recycling boxes tipped in - When they get to us it sounds like a fucking bottle bank is being emptied I've got two bin cupboards/ large drawers in my kitchen side-by-side. I managed to work out that I could put a bin in each and use one for normal waste and the other for recycling. You were nearly all consulted though.

Well done that man

Aye I was gonna ask the same - I didn't think that was the first time that cunt has come on here to post a snide comment after emotions are running high for the rest of us. What the fuck is a blue dipper doing regularly posting on a Newcastle forum anyway?

Yup, it's a £22 pizza cutter. May regret that one tomorrow when the wine has worn off.

The same thought half crossed my mind actually - that image alone I find a tad disturbing.

I've managed to upset myself a little bit on a Friday night by reading this brief article with images of kids from all walks of life with their most prized possessions. http://www.featureshoot.com/2013/03/photos-of-children-from-around-the-world-with-their-most-prized-possessions/ The little lads from Malawi and Kenya with their teddy-bears man, fucking hell. A stark contrast between photos that has somewhat humbled and overwhelmed me.

Can't argue with that high volume of decent reviews really, thanks I'll give it a go.

Which one did you go for? I bought a cheap one from Ikea (I think) a while back which didn't last long. Been in the market for another one since then.

I saw that this morning Website seems to have been taken down now - For anyone that missed it:

We had a real ball-ache when trying to leave British Gas. When we requested our final bill they kept sending us one for the neighbours 3 doors down. We were told we'd be put on hold while they investigated but kept getting all sorts of threatening overdue payment letters. Utter, utter wankers they are.