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Before anyone passes judgement, I'd like to remind you that my balls are available to be sucked at any point.

Injured apparently. Not sure to what extent. Udinese just equalised against Liverpool. This is turning out to be a rather enjoyable evening.

Could just be a classic case of 'playing well against old club' syndrome. Hope not though, he's looked lively.

Certainly not shy to have a go is he.

Just read that Ronaldo now has 151 goals in 151 appearances for Real Madrid. Not bad. Not bad.

Elated with a point to be honest. The general tone among Everton fans seems to be one of annoyance/anger - Bonus!

Henry scoring from a corner, as you do. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TfDezLtZW80

Speaking of which, I've only just got around to checking out the highlights. Quality header from Cisse - Hopefully the floodgates will now be open.

She's got a bit of the 'girl next door' look about her. Plus the mental ones are usually the best in bed which has made me warm to her even more. Admittedly she'll probably kill your dog and set fire to your sofa afterwards but you can't have everything.

Would love it if we turned up and annihilated them. Probably 1-0 though.

Spuds have lost Modric, VDV and King in one window. You can't lose those sorts of services and expect your replacements to be as successful - At least not right away anyway. And Liverpool have without a doubt taken a step backwards; looking forward to seeing what becomes of them this season. The most pressing concern in my opinion is Everton. They are looking a very decent outfit right now. Looking forward to seeing how all this unfolds to be honest.

Clearly staged to be honest.

Yes, did I not make that clear enough?

This idiot is either very thick or on a massive wind-up. Regardless of which of those holds true neither should warrant a response from anyone, so all the more baffling that some of the more intelligent members on here seem happy to keep entertaining such a prat. Walk away.

Allison Stokke - Pole Vaulter I love her.

Hotpants and knee high socks in this encounter. Just gone into a final 5th set. Channel 465 if you have Sky.

Quite enthralled by this women's volleyball match at the minute between Brazil vs Turkey. The plentiful amount of buns on display might be a contributing factor.

Fuck sake man just flicked over out of curiousity to see what channel that was and was greeted full on by a pair of tits on the screen. Of course that wouldn't usually be a problem but I've got the mrs sat right next to me with her head in a book. Had to quickly fumble at the remote hoping for any successful 3 digit number and fortunately landed on FX HD before she looked up. Grief.

Hallelujah! They should put him and his merry band of wankers on some 'out of the way' station, rename it the cunt channel and charge anyone sad enough to actually want to listen to his irrelevant guff. Proceeds from this system can go towards paying slaves to hold my smug grin in place. If I seem bitter it's because the Mrs likes to listen to Radio 1 on the way to work in the morning.

A few years back, before I met my girlfriend, I was finding it a pretty common occurance for women to be asking me this on a first date, which I thought was a bit off. Kind of the equivilant of me asking her how tight her twat is. You want to know, but you'll find out in due course anyway.

A friend of mine brought me back a few of these from his recent trip to Belgium: Thought I'd crack a few open tonight for the final - Highly recommend it

It's on again! At least I hope it is. Stuck £20 on Bayern to win on pens at 10/1 about half hour ago.