jonasjuice

Not a patch on the new xbox controller like deaders....

I'm just tired of the cliche overload this week.

I'm a poet and I was unaware.

He was always going to do it a bit out of the blue, really didn't expect it to be so soon though if true.

1. You mean like any other day of football, ever? 2. You mean like Swansea tonight?

Deuce Bigalow, European Gigolo. Not as good as original - 9.5/10.

There's a phenomenon when you're in a position like this where people assume the very worst of their own fixtures and the very best of their opponents. Understandable but irritating.

All analysis is pointless atm, we've got a decent chance of beating QPR, if we do we'll be safe if we don't we'll be in very serious trouble. Simple as that.

The comparisons were always in style compared to Ronaldo, a tall, quick winger that can strike the ball from distance, rather than he's as good as him atm. Don't think I've ever heard even the most sensationalist journalist say he's as good as Messi. The way most of the media talk about him is as in the bracket of players just underneath them, which he is. He's the best player in one of the best leagues in the world, the 'media bumming him' as some like/d to put it is to be expected, if they weren't he'd be massively underrated.

Another great goal from Bale. Those on here adamant that he was massively overrated, still feel the same?

Point'll do, beat QPR and we'll be fine. Norwich fans should be getting worried iyam.

A point will do.

Buy a Waitrose Essentials Sausage and Mash with Onion Gravy ready meal. Cook it. Lightly toast two thick slices of white bread. Lots of butter. Make a tin of Branston baked beans on the hob. Stir in copious amounts of Nando's brand Peri Peri herbs. Put everything in between the bread. Serve with a nice white wine and enjoy.

If Wigan don't get something from today I think we are safe, even if we were to lose the remaining games. Can't see Wigan taking 7 points from their 4 games after Tottenham. One more point for us and they would need 3 wins or 2 wins and 2 draws from their last 4 games to overtake us. I'd rather we just got it settled as soon as possible, but I think the fear of it all going wrong is greater than the chance.

Very much enjoy watching them but hope Madrid do them both, if not then Bayern. Nice that all 4 teams are pretty much the ones you'd pick out if you could choose your semi-finalists. Already seen 2 amateur experts on fb proclaiming German football the future and slapping eachothers backs, as if they've stumbled across two hidden gems. Found this kind of 'Ooo I'm saying something clever now' attitude at times with some people tipping Dortmund, especially in earlier rounds, they won the league the last 2 years ffs it's hardly a secret that they're pretty spicy. Think I'm possibly too easily annoyed. Bit of a Mourinho (+Ronaldo) fanboy so would like to see him lift another as well.

Pretending Villa beat Man U and Wigan beat Tottenham, we'd still have a 3 point and goal difference head start with 4 games to go. The other 2 teams on 37 point would also have to match us. Feel fairly calm about the whole situation and am just looking forward to this season being over.

Decent point, always dissapointing after your the team to go ahead but I'm reasonably satisfied.

We supposedly have this amazing squad of players, yet people are up in arms on here when our second choice striker comes on. We should be comfortably mid-table, but we aren't Man City.

Says a lot of silly things but they have started to play quite nice football, and their position isn't terrible for a transition season.

Well they seem to have got some 'fight' back, our game will either destroy that morale or reinforce it.

Either insomnia or amnesia, can't remember which is which

obertan wouldve found cisse in marvs place there. needs more obertan.

The delectable Ms. Smith

So due to poor parenting and Sprite on my cereal I've always had funky teeth, which with an adulthood of neglect have become quite yellowish. I've decided it's high time to get that sparkling smile, but what options do I have? One thing I've considered is buying a decent home whitening kit for ~£100-£200, then going to an NHS dentist once they're glam and gleaming to see what they can do about some (small but unsightly) decay on my incisors. Anyone had experience of these kits? Worth paying the extra for a professional job? NHS vs Private?