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...anyone know any High Street shops with a decent deal on bog-standard folding chairs? The one I use at the computer just collapsed under me. Gemmill? Renton? You fellas must have to replace yours all the time.

Could be Shurrup, it's early here. Sorry.

Cheers me dears. In a cruel twist of fate, I'll probably have to work tonight, so I'll likely be mooching around here. Oh the glamour. I'm still nursing a hangover from last night, though, and firmly intend to get me some serious liver damage over the weekend, so it's no biggie.

Could be

The Loud Family and Anton Barbeau - What If It Works? First track is a cover of the Stones' "Rocks Off". Second track is an original called "Song About 'Rocks Off'". Class.

You'd have to get near one first to become fatigued. Soon as I got a whiff of one - not literally, I'm thrilled to say - I realised that girlfriends were probably not for me...

Euphemism? I don't even want to imagine what for.

9. Marie Curie?

I thought it was for petty bickering, dodgy photographs and a place for the arrogant to try and flex their intellect? Nope. You may leave.

This is what you get if you let the Finns win Eurovision - currently riding high in their top 10.... http://www.twistedfilms.fi/Ratzz/

Ooooh, get you! I love South American music. Got a couple of Cuban allstar albums, salsa baby! I replied along those lines at first, then figured he was probably referring to Nobby's claim that everyone listens to R&B and the like. If not, then PHILISTINE!!!1! etc.

I was there for a wedding over the summer and it seemed nice enough, but I imagine the bride's family are a bunch of poshos, so that's probably not entirely representative.

Spot on, sweet tit!

Hurrah for genetic deviancy! I love looking after relatives' kids, it's all (well... most) of the joy with none of the responsibility.

Aye, Mary Whitehouse is terrible now like. Some of it still works at that basic playground level - "that's you/your mum, that is" will hit home across generations - but a good amount of it's dated terribly...

Happy birthday cobber

The Eurovision Song Contest. (It's surprising how often it comes up in pub quizzes.) That, and capital cities of the world. I was gutted when I got to high school and Geography lessons weren't about capitals and flags any more.

Hah!

The company I work for is based in Nottingham. I'm being dragged up there for the Christmas party in a couple of weeks. Can't wait...

A watch, obviously. And a home-made necklace. Just three ivory-and-brown beads on a thin leather chain, nothing too ghey. And only when it matches the shirt I'm wearing, of course.

Or shit on a British flag and rape our children

Mint sauce is nice like. Missed it during my time in Germany, though you have to go to a Turkish butcher if you want decent lamb anyway, so hey.

Thought this was going to be about the A1 in Northumberland.