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whsh tbh

Dammit, my money was on Replies 1-5. What took you so long?

A couple of years in Jormany and not even a trickle of efficiency... My German fridges were too efficient, they never got iced up!

This is going to sound daft, but I've never actually done it before today. I'm convinced I'm going to flood the place or something.

I was the opposite, that whole part of the show made me laugh, especially the mountaineers yodel. THE YODEL!!! You probably shouldn't visit this site then: http://priceisrightyodel.ytmnd.com/ Seriously, grown men have been driven to insanity by less.

Unbelievable!

What are "gay" fights like? Manly or girly? Can't say I've ever seen one on a night out, but we'd probably just hire rent boys to do the work for us.

Not a chance. http://download.yousendit.com/C366844029FE2C25 G'wan, g'wan, g'wan, g'wan, g'wan...

Oh aye, definitely. Girls are pure evil.

Two or three weeks beforehand at my parents' place. A "tasteful" Swedish approach, for which read a boring but fairly pretty selection of red, gold and straw-coloured decorations and basic white candles and stuff. Have never bothered with putting up anything in my own place since I always head back home for Christmas/New Year itself.

My thoughts exactly.

Class smiley, that.

I was the opposite, that whole part of the show made me laugh, especially the mountaineers yodel. THE YODEL!!!

Your cock? Yes But wouldn't it be, to use a term my father used, your "old fellow"? Your cock?

Your cock? Yes

It's practically the only book about whose merits me and my old man are in agreement. Cracking stuff.

Please go away.

Best band name ever. Well, that or Anal Cunt. When you tell people about them they usually don't believe they exist! They're also Cath's favourite band i believe I flogged three old Anal Cunt albums on eBay for about £30 not too long ago.

How predictable.

Unbelievable!

Tottenham Court Road's the stop you'd want for G-A-Y at the Astoria, now that you mention it...

Well you should definitely have time for some nosh between the matinee and evening shows if they're that close together (EDIT: distance-wise, I mean). So long as you're prepared to remortgage your house if you're going to eat anywhere around Covent Garden.