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Winter Queue for Broth In Summer for Tomatoe No queue for Consomme

Well Jesus probably is the most famous American ever. Nice neat crewcut, too.

Is this another free-form poem from the Chronicle?

I'd classify the 8% as "pros".

Canny return for having a bit of fun and actually enjoying life though

http://www.grapheine.com/bombaytv/play_uk.php?id=1627593

JJ? Oo's he?

How JJ man, be sociable!

Oh well.

Can't say I like it, it messes up the page whenever you move the cursor in the vicinity of a thread title and most topics develop or deviate so quickly that seeing the initial post is pretty inconclusive anyway.

Sibierski ROCKS

Grow up and stop being a twat Fuck off. It's all fun games until you the one being persued by golf club-weilding charvas Character building tbh. Pant soiling tbh Lip smacking, thirst quenching tbh

Sorry, did you say you were bullied at school?

He's got Taylor27 to tend to his wounds.

Is that really neccessary? I may be exaggerating somewhat.

Mmmm... pie

Tried to keep my head down as much as possible, and to be fair, there were usually plenty of far more deserving targets around. I can't even begin to imagine how any of the softer kids ever made it in adult life... Was never really on the doling out end either, though we did make this one lad's life a bit of a misery for a while by ostracising him for having a boil-like growth on the side of his neck. Which I suppose was a bit random and unfair. It was minging though.

http://www.statistics.gov.uk/cci/nugget.asp?id=1292 Higher than the rest of the UK but not by that much and nowhere near the figure you quote. If.................. you believe....................................... everything you're told...............................................................

I'm sure they could get a bunch of Poles and Lithuanians in to paint all those walls for half the price

I've got a 4.45 deadline so I should be able to work like a bastard and get everything done by kick-off. Except part of it is proofreading a piece translated by the boss, who is maliciously rubbish, but if I rip apart what he's done then I can probably kiss my Christmas bonus goodbye. Bah.

Comes around with alarming regularity these days

I await my ban accordingly.

We rock.

Sorry. Skol should know, other than that I expect I probably need a good lie-down.

I also hate people who can't quote comedy properly. Why on earth would it be "Peter O'Hanrahanrahan"? Anyone exposed to BBC News as a kid could have come up with that one. It's not surreal, it's just a bit silly, like the name of the man himself. "Peter O'Hanraha-hanrahan" - now that's absurd comedy. People are cunts.