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Free condom-and-lube packs that you can generally get in your local friendly poofy haunt somewhere in the Pink Triangle. Actually, while I wasn't exactly serious about handing them out on street corners or what-have-you, making free contraception available to all, and particularly those who need it the most (or need a kid the least), would certainly make it into my manifesto somewhere.

Taylor27 said he'd scweam and scweam and scweam if he didn't play.

Introduction of the euro; massive investment in public transport funded by toll roads (not just motorways but A-roads); close to 100% taxation of income in excess of (say) 100k p.a.; sterilisation of the wilfully unemployed and unemployable; free MENvelopes in every pub, shop and school.

http://www.izirobotics.co.kr/english/products_03.html

Aye, they brought that in halfway through my undergrad course. Still only turned up to about 60% of my classes in final year. They won't fuck with you if you're halfway competent as it'd play hell with their league tables, but I suppose that's less relevant if you're postgrad.

He's a she now.

"One pund thorty for a half of stout???"

Fantômas - The Director's Cut

I think ObaGol's been rubbing off on him

Because he showed his face at a pissup and he has an immense beard. Plus he is proper big so you wouldn't fuck with him.

Did you machine translate that or something?

Come on everybody, c-c-come on everybody. We're gonna do the twist. We're gonna do the twist. W-W-We're gonna do the twist and it goes like THIS. Oh my.

I'm easily amused

My fella's from Lincolnshire too. There must be something in the water...

Ramage's natural gait means it looks like he's hobbling about like an old man. Not exactly inspiring.

It's a shame Gemmill didn't try to make a career of his singing. Looks more like Lou in that wig, which is a little scary

omg wtf

Oh, I don't know, there's worse... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ajYLhRkDuRs

Shirley it's obvious from the time of the edit if you've done that? Aye, it just looks untidy and as if you're incapable of writing a coherent post in the first place. Ignore me, I'm just a bit obsessive-compulsive when it comes to stuff like this.

Hello! I just got in from Newcastle. Well, "just" in the sense of "about 90 minutes ago". Grand seeing all those who managed to labour up the stairs at the Trent - it was worth it just to marvel at Shinton's beard

Trent beforehand sounds good. Should be able to drag my carcass along for half two or so.

A public stoning. And someone getting twatted by a train.

As you say that scene will go down inhistory along with such classics as the Fawlty German sketch. I laughed more at that than I did at the show itself...