Meenzer

Sigur Rós open-air in Hamburg last summer. Properly jaw-dropping, though I've always been a sucker for a well-rehearsed light show

Perfect opportunity for a spot of unplanned willie-watching, Shirley? You might be surprised at how un-erotic a flaccid, mid-stream cock is. Love it up you though! Mid stream? Okay, yous can all pack it in now.

Perfect opportunity for a spot of unplanned willie-watching, Shirley? You might be surprised at how un-erotic a flaccid, mid-stream cock is.

Always, except after I've had a slash in a bar/club and the toilets are rammed and I don't fancy standing in everyone's way for two minutes with my hands under a dryer with the power of a geriatric's dying breath.

We'll be playing our AM as a LWB in a 3-2-1-3-1 before we know it.

Absolutely amazing goal! but I was in hysterics when it flew in.... still Shola's better tbh according to some Toon fans Fuck off man. Is that your post-coital routine too? "How was it for you?" *lights up a cigarette* "Ahh... loads better than Shola."

Well no marks for originality there. We live in more demanding times, I'd expect a "Do you roll over like that for your daddy?" at the very least Wait a second... Meenzer is gay?

You wouldn't have got this kind of thing with t00nraider

Let them know it's Hogmanay.

That depends. My favourite one recently was "We apologise for the cancellation of this service. This is due to ...... (flustered pause) ...... the cancellation of this service." It was only a half an hour delay like, but we got one in London once, where the lass came on and said 'We apologise for the 30 minute delay, this is due to reasons fully within our control. Thank you.' I appreciate honesty like that.

That depends. My favourite one recently was "We apologise for the cancellation of this service. This is due to ...... (flustered pause) ...... the cancellation of this service."

Quick, suffocate him with the contents of a MENvelope!

"Pink Minister" crashes UK economy in record 6 hours! Let's be honest, it'd be awesome. Then I'd get a bunch of drag queens to take the piss out of the protestors.

Fuck right off! Well, of the ones you could have picked on...

Never been, but I blame the hen nights.

Free condom-and-lube packs that you can generally get in your local friendly poofy haunt somewhere in the Pink Triangle. Actually, while I wasn't exactly serious about handing them out on street corners or what-have-you, making free contraception available to all, and particularly those who need it the most (or need a kid the least), would certainly make it into my manifesto somewhere.

Taylor27 said he'd scweam and scweam and scweam if he didn't play.

Introduction of the euro; massive investment in public transport funded by toll roads (not just motorways but A-roads); close to 100% taxation of income in excess of (say) 100k p.a.; sterilisation of the wilfully unemployed and unemployable; free MENvelopes in every pub, shop and school.

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Aye, they brought that in halfway through my undergrad course. Still only turned up to about 60% of my classes in final year. They won't fuck with you if you're halfway competent as it'd play hell with their league tables, but I suppose that's less relevant if you're postgrad.

He's a she now.

Not until you explain why you keep saying Craig Bellamy was a panic buy

"One pund thorty for a half of stout???"

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