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Well that's a surprisingly hard-line Muslim thing for the Yanks to be doing. Anyone fancy pointing that out to them?

Aye, regardless of a Proper Happening on the 16th/elsewhen/not at all, let's be sure to grab a beverage or two on the 23rd.

You might want to see a doctor about that

First hour of J&SBSB is pretty cack, but it gets going.

A list of shame. We should make some mandatory badges too - like a star of David or something, just so we don't forget. Brown triangle tbh.

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Is it for checking that the Pope's a bloke?

Well if you will insist on living halfway up an alp... Gute Besserung

I went to that with my best mate's mum. Sat near the back and to one side, so plagued by the shiteness of the Arena's acoustics, but it was a grand night all the same.

Little Jeff

"Sound Of White Noise" was the last great old-style (by which I mean "stuff what I grew up on") metal album. Still love annoying the neighbours with it even now.

Spice Girls with guitars tbh.

Sigur Rós open-air in Hamburg last summer. Properly jaw-dropping, though I've always been a sucker for a well-rehearsed light show

Perfect opportunity for a spot of unplanned willie-watching, Shirley? You might be surprised at how un-erotic a flaccid, mid-stream cock is. Love it up you though! Mid stream? Okay, yous can all pack it in now.

Perfect opportunity for a spot of unplanned willie-watching, Shirley? You might be surprised at how un-erotic a flaccid, mid-stream cock is.

Always, except after I've had a slash in a bar/club and the toilets are rammed and I don't fancy standing in everyone's way for two minutes with my hands under a dryer with the power of a geriatric's dying breath.

You wouldn't have got this kind of thing with t00nraider

Let them know it's Hogmanay.

That depends. My favourite one recently was "We apologise for the cancellation of this service. This is due to ...... (flustered pause) ...... the cancellation of this service." It was only a half an hour delay like, but we got one in London once, where the lass came on and said 'We apologise for the 30 minute delay, this is due to reasons fully within our control. Thank you.' I appreciate honesty like that.

That depends. My favourite one recently was "We apologise for the cancellation of this service. This is due to ...... (flustered pause) ...... the cancellation of this service."

Quick, suffocate him with the contents of a MENvelope!

"Pink Minister" crashes UK economy in record 6 hours! Let's be honest, it'd be awesome. Then I'd get a bunch of drag queens to take the piss out of the protestors.

Fuck right off! Well, of the ones you could have picked on...

Never been, but I blame the hen nights.