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seems to know a lot about being bent.

seems to know a lot about sucking.

is Kojak. Double bluff!

"Fuck me, catmag's chopped me ears off!"

Apparently it's a tribute to her stylist, who died recently. Unfortunately, much as I'd love to be sympathetic, it's the most overblown and ridiculous thing I've ever heard... and, in true foreigners-speaking-English style, they don't seem to realise how inherently wrong it is to base the chorus of a pop song around the word "scissors".

Gracia - The Man With The Scissors (just to prove to Brock that she's managed some kind of career since coming last at Eurovision. ) Never before has the word "scissors" been sung with such passion.

He really does shout "Wasser!" for no apparent reason. I'll MSN you the song.

Well to be honest, who's NOT listening to that?? Surely that just went without saying? 77898[/snapback] It rules most rulingly. Dodgy translation alert, but: http://www.neubauten.org/en-disca-10-04.html What's not to like?

Einstürzende Neubauten - Selbstportrait mit Kater

Get one of these

You silly bruschetta.

should know that I make that mistake a lot.

sucks lollypops with a dash of salt and pepper with lemon juice.

The Beta Band - Push It Out

Yeah, you can tell he's from a background of singing with a band in bars and small clubs. And I don't mean that as too much of a criticism.

Bloody amateurs. Tottenham Hale, obviously.

To distract you from the fact that I've been listening to Carrie Underwood all night. 76965[/snapback] Better than Bo Bice... depending on how one looks at it. 76966[/snapback] True enough, especially if his album has turned out as bland as the cover suggests... Airbrushed or what?

To distract you from the fact that I've been listening to Carrie Underwood all night.

has probably eaten avocado at some point.

Carrie Underwood - I Ain't In Checotah Anymore

shouldn't be so sure.

has clearly fallen for the Fish's dubious claims of being civilised.

deserves credit for the hard graft.

achieved this noble goal without any assistance on my part

regularly plays on the diagonal