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Please god don't tell me I know Wacky as well.

I repeat: fucking hell. Are you sure I didn't turn you mind? There must be some explanation as to why you've ended up this way... Nah, flogged it to some brat on Graham Park Road for far too little, in retrospect. Ah well. At least I've still got my Eurovision vinyl. Nowt exciting I'm afraid, it's to do with where I used to live in Germany (and, entirely coincidentally, a useful corruption of "mincer" ).

I can't honestly remember that tbh, we might have done like, pm me who you think i am. 123800[/snapback] Used to live in Elmfield Grove or Gardens or one of them, then?

We went to see Newcastle-Everton on your birthday one year, right? Fucking hell

Gossy High Street all them years ago, that was my domain! And your a Liberal, rings a lot of ding dong bells for me! How old are you? And no before anyone starts I haven't bummed or been bummed by him! 123702[/snapback] Uh-oh. 27. Ish. 123723[/snapback] Shit the bed, i'm 27 no joke. What's your name, pm me if you so desire. 123757[/snapback] And still you claim there's no bumming involved 123764[/snapback] I'm leading you on. 123774[/snapback] So I've noticed

Aye. It wasn't particularly manly, but fuck me it was funny.

As an aside, the £4million we paid for Warren Barton was a world record for a defender iirc. 123765[/snapback] We were Chelsea before Chelsea was Chelsea tbh.

Gossy High Street all them years ago, that was my domain! And your a Liberal, rings a lot of ding dong bells for me! How old are you? And no before anyone starts I haven't bummed or been bummed by him! 123702[/snapback] Uh-oh. 27. Ish. 123723[/snapback] Shit the bed, i'm 27 no joke. What's your name, pm me if you so desire. 123757[/snapback] And still you claim there's no bumming involved

Gossy High Street all them years ago, that was my domain! And your a Liberal, rings a lot of ding dong bells for me! How old are you? And no before anyone starts I haven't bummed or been bummed by him! 123702[/snapback] Uh-oh. 27. Ish.

Saw the Chronicle boards while out terrorising Gosforth High Street, so I hotfooted it home to confirm via Teletext then immediately sent a fax () to my parents who were on holiday at the time. They didn't get it before going out for the night, and when their greasy Spanish waiter found out they were from Newcastle, he spent the entire evening shouting "Shearer! Shearer!" at them without them having a clue why. "Ye-e-es, he's from there too..."

Either that or Pud laced our zinfandel spritzers

I hate to say this as it makes me sound like a Shearer-hater (I'm not btw) but it fucks me right off how we stuff the Mackems 4-1, unheard of in modern times, and the headlines are all about him. 123635[/snapback] Wouldn't have been if he hadn't knacked himself though.

Beef in black bean sauce with rice noodles last night. Down with a near-deadly case of the Man Flu though, so I think I'll be getting someone else to cook for me tonight. Which usually means a choice between tuna pasta and... tuna pasta.

Is he any good? There was a poster for him at Benton Metro for ages last summer and it always made me giggle. I mean, what a shit name! 123624[/snapback] Watered-down country rock for people who are scared of a bit of bluegrass plucking. I quite like him actually.

Keith Urban - Raining On Sunday

"...it reminds me of Solskjaer after United won the Champions League on that glorious night in etc. etc."?

?

I kind of respect The Office and what it does without actually liking it enough to want to sit through it ever again.

I know, that tongue stud does nothing for him.

1 B. München 30 +33 69 --------------------- 2 Hamburg 30 +27 65 3 Bremen 30 +33 60 --------------------- 4 Schalke 30 +14 54 5 Leverkusen 30 +9 44 --------------------- 6 Hertha BSC 30 +7 44 7 Stuttgart 30 +2 40 8 Dortmund 30 +1 38 9 Nürnberg 30 -5 37 10 M'gladbach 30 -7 37 11 Bielefeld 30 -8 37 12 Hannover 30 -2 36 13 Frankfurt 30 -9 31 14 Mainz 30 -5 30 15 Wolfsburg 30 -19 30 --------------------- 16 K'lautern 30 -25 27 17 Köln 30 -19 24 18 Duisburg 30 -27 23 Eek.

This house I delivered to on Sunday happened to be number 9 on its street, and they had a glass door, properly inset with a huge NUFC shirt and an equally massive "9" slap-bang in the middle. It just made me wonder how many decent houses they turned down until one with the right number came on the market.

Cotton carrier bags all the way. Proper eco-warrior, me.

Sometimes. 122999[/snapback] is he your boyfriend of something? 123036[/snapback] Of what? Several years' standing? Dodgy posture? Ill repute? I'm so confused.

Sometimes.