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"Kitty porn" really, but I suppose that sounds borderline dodgy...

"Air traffic control, mayday... we have engine failure, requesting clearance for emergency landing..." "Have you tried switching it off and on again?"

Nothing for a winky? 90143[/snapback] I think the going rate on the Reeperbahn's 20 euros...

One (tempered by a ) out of two... I'll take that.

Well sure, it's bad news for the Danes, but think of all those little piggies who get to run free!

It was the cabbage boycott in WW2 wot won it.

DeBarge - Rhythm Of The Night How cool?

Spamalot soundtrack - You Won't Succeed On Broadway (If You Don't Have Any Jews)

Saw Napoleon Dynamite for the first time last night. Canny, but not as clever as it thinks it is/pretends it's not.

Saw the SpongeBob SquarePants Movie last night, incidentally. Rock on.

Heath Ledger's the one who's been far more comfortable talking about What It Was Like To Do Icky Gay Stuff On Screen, so it wouldn't surprise me for a moment if our Jake's got a few skeletons in the closet where he keeps his Santa hats...

"Is that your modesty in that Santa hat or are you just pleased to see me?" Hm...

It hasn't hit my local English-language cinema yet, so shockingly enough, I haven't. I'll have to hand in my Gay Card at this rate.

I've just sat and watched this. I'm not a girl who usually likes war films but I thought it would pass a couple of hours and found I really enjoyed it. I thought it gave a hell of an insight into some of the psychological aspects of war that you really can't imagine. It also had Jake Gyllenhaal dancing round in just a santa hat to hide his modesty. 86907[/snapback] I wasn't particularly interested in seeing Jarhead, but something in your review won me over, I just can't quite put my finger on what it was...

Sounds like the Streets

Can I just add that I love the "By aeroplane" subheading to this topic? Like it's perfectly normal for everyone to have tried throwing themselves out of a window with some feathers Pritt-Sticked to their arms...

It can't be done! Surely! 86750[/snapback] And now everyone's waiting with bated breath for Craig to quote you with those exclamation marks in bold and ask you whether you meant to use an interrogative form instead...

Best. Emoticon. Ever.

Shame they don't use the original foreign titles... I'd like to see Liv Tyler struggle with "Síðasti bærinn í dalnum"

Did you see that documentary about the pavement that ate that fella's leg? He didn't suffer, mind.

Been listening to the Arcade Fire album on the way to work this morning. Someone recommended it to me on the grounds that I quite like Mercury Rev and worship at the feet of Sigur Rós, but I'm not seeing the causal link just yet. Colour me unconvinced.

This game is fun! Can we play it some more?

As has been intimated elsewhere, it's the nature of the potential risk that makes people (myself included) ignore the bare statistics. When you ask someone how they'd like to die, they rarely reply "ooh, I tell you what, I wouldn't mind a long, drawn-out awareness of my impending doom whilst trapped in a metal tube with a couple of hundred people screaming"...

It's ok mate, it's perfectly safe. Planes don't even need engines according to this thread Safer than walking, FACT! 86186[/snapback] Boy racer tbh.

We all know you've had your brown wings for years now. Chocs away. 85988[/snapback] Mile High Club, reverse thrusters. 85991[/snapback] Aye. bet you've fiddled with many a male flight attendants Frankfurter in the toilets on route to Frankfurt. 85993[/snapback] Well I'd hope I hadn't fiddled with any female flight attendants' Frankfurters... I suppose a charter flight to Lesbos might be a different matter...