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Aye, if it's not festival time then definitely Edinburgh, it's particularly gorgeous in the sunshine. At least London's got the bonus of being big enough that you can avoid the crowds if you need to. All the major tourist attractions are pretty mental at the minute though.

Not sure your story qualifies though, looking at it again 163797[/snapback] I'm sure his intentions were all but pure. 163800[/snapback] It's the 'celebrity' bit I'm taking issue with 163802[/snapback] He commentates on the Eurovision semi-final and everything!

Not sure your story qualifies though, looking at it again 163797[/snapback] I'm sure his intentions were all but pure.

Waaay!

Saw Darius from Pop Idol outside a theatre the other week, sadly too far away to punch. And Paddy O'Connell from BBC Three rubbed up against me in a crowded pub.

Gives this Slovenian player a girly slap twice, melee ensues, referee breaks it up and yellow-cards them both then Forlan reaches around the referee to slap the fella again and promptly gets sent off.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qm-FixblAqE...orlan%20maribor What a twonk.

Aye, congratulations

They got their kecks off at G-A-Y club on Saturday night. Knowing your audience (girlies and gayers) and how tiresomely predictable they are is the first key to success...

God we rock.

class

wanna go home wanna go home wanna go home wanna go home wanna go home! That'd be class like

Ah knaa. I don't mind as I've still got loads to do, but all the same

My point exactly. All of the benefits but non of the challenges. 162735[/snapback] Nice work if you can get it though. If you were earning less for wanting an easier life, then fair enough, that'd be a mite lazy.

Having just completed my third year at university, my non-medical friends are now faced with the prospect of deciding what they want to do with their lives. A fair few of them want to be teachers, which privately I suspect this to be due to them not really having any other ideas. 162705[/snapback] It was always my safety net if I failed to get a proper job. 162707[/snapback] Me too. And, frankly, my constant motivation for doing so. I mean, can you imagine?

"We are gathered here today to remember the life of Fred Bloggs, a man who deferred success until past his dying day." I like it. Accounting-speak meets real life for once.

Windsurfing off the Australian coast on the back of a CROCODILE

your kidding right? he looks like an extra from adam ants 'stand and deliver' video! 162554[/snapback] I did qualify my statement with an "occasionally"

He's a twat and he looks it. Occasionally peddles a decent line in stupid-but-vaguely-stylish clothes though.

Eh? 162218[/snapback] Aah 162223[/snapback] Light dawns on baldy head. 162224[/snapback] Sorry Alex. I'm superbly bored today.

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/UnNews:Englan...t_year_in_a_row

"...rather that it was considered a no"? That makes no sense, man!