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Whose your fatha like? Lembit fucking Opik? 119209[/snapback] Oh, if only... I dream of having a genetically inherited wonky face like his.

Aye, I'll be there, if my dad'll let me off Lib Dem leaflet delivering duties

Sod that, it's pre-match-in-the-pub time! 119102[/snapback] And my last chance to see you lovely people before the end of the season. Bollocks am I spending it stood outside Hustlers!

It's weird, isn't it? Like people who claim to be totally unbothered about what people are saying about them, yet keep coming back to read it and reply, time and time again. I don't get the appeal.

So you've stopped claiming none of this actually happened then?

Honey, if I wanted pictures of knobs, these are the last people's I'd want to see... 118477[/snapback] Girlfriend, talk to the hand cos the face just don't understand!! 118478[/snapback] You're scarily good at that. 118483[/snapback] you should;ve seen the way I was clicking my fingers from side to side as I was saying it tbh!! Then you'd worry. BTW want a cock pic? 118487[/snapback] You'd be disappointed, I've let my hair grow out.

Honey, if I wanted pictures of knobs, these are the last people's I'd want to see... 118477[/snapback] Girlfriend, talk to the hand cos the face just don't understand!! 118478[/snapback] You're scarily good at that.

Honey, if I wanted pictures of knobs, these are the last people's I'd want to see...

*waves* Show us yer tits!

If he was serious about it, he'd be driving a minibus for those 72 virgins.

Never gonna happen mate (the debt bit) 117027[/snapback] Agree. Gets worse every week for me. 117028[/snapback] And the good news for you whippersnappers is - I'm 20 years older than you lot so I can say with confidence - you've got DECADES of it left (wish there was an evil laugh smiley) 117032[/snapback] It'll take me decades to pay my current debt off, never mind the stuff I continue to take on. Not even including mortgage. 117037[/snapback] Best way is, just acknowledge it's a fact of life and don't get down about it. In all seriousness, I do feel sorry about kids today (eeeee what a codger eh!!), at least I've got a house and that's the "money in the bank" so to speak. With property prices the way they are how the fuck are people gonna cope in future. My kids'll be alright though, they'll be minted if I croak BUT if I get really REALLY old it'll be all gone on paying nurses to wipe my arse etc etc 117043[/snapback] I hear Smoothie's already squandered the family jewels on that, and he's only 42.

Wait, you name your mp3s title-first? Bloody savage

Haven't they sacked Alan Brazil again today, or has he just gone AWOL? May I suggest "19" - Paul Hardcastle? 116328[/snapback] Or discovering the "shuffle" button

Tom Waits - Nighthawks At The Diner

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I've never seen anything quite so gay as you kissy-kissying in the middle of the Trent last weekend, you big puff! 115496[/snapback] Using Joni Mitchell lyrics in your sig?

Tom Waits - Small Change

I've got a Swedish 50-crown note kicking about if you reckon she'd be easily fooled.

Fuck me. And whoever smelt it dealt it, right?

Not me. I'm panting in anticipation of him accidentally sending the cock shot instead.

Never denied it, I have eclectic tastes man, I don't run with the crowd And yes, Sammy, that's the boiler I'm on about. 112817[/snapback] Don't run with the crowd. Corrie's proper underground like. 112841[/snapback] Exactly, only watching 'underground' stuff would make me a sheep 112842[/snapback] It's hip to be square.

One of my favourites ever 111349[/snapback] I absolutely love it. This isn't helping your cause, is it? 111350[/snapback] True, but afterwards I had sex with an above average woman and had a fight, so I've got nothing to hide. 112745[/snapback] Not "above average" in the J69 sense, I hope

Saw "Final Destination" on DVD last night. (Yes, I'm slow like that.) Perfectly acceptable popcorn fodder, though dangerously close to being ruined (if that's not too melodramatic) by a bizarre slapstick ending - I found myself sitting through the credits not knowing whether to start giggling or pretend to be scared.

Says ALOT about british comedy then. 112476[/snapback] Prefer German stuff now eh? 112478[/snapback] Can you fucking imagine what German comedy must be like?! 112495[/snapback] I don't have to. And bugger me, it's harsh. Most of it seems to revolve around this fella, who obviously is comedy:

ES IST DAS LOERRACH-ZEITUNG WOT SCHWANG ES! tbh.