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It just saves us going to the bar twice as often 109979[/snapback] Hell's teeth! You're always on that Breezer shite anyways so I don't know who's rattled your cage missy! 110011[/snapback] Aye, but she drinks two of them at once.

Contradiction in terms, surely?!

I'll be moving along then. 109753[/snapback] Slut.

You are a penis. 109738[/snapback] Wouldn't you like me then? 109741[/snapback] Depends. Are you above average size? If not, I'm sticking with J69.

All part of the traditional local welcome!

You are a penis.

He's the Freak's new bitch tbh.

Blatant jealousy at the concept of having chums?

http://www.googleidol.com/ I can't decide whether this is genius or deeply worrying...

Bullshit tbh Parker's better than all the above ! He needs to get forward more its true though imo 108752[/snapback] I am yet to see evidence of this. 108905[/snapback] Why not just take it on faith? 109661[/snapback]

Sort of a hurried, mumbled "tubbyonnist". Not that I think about this kind of thing too much.

But do you say "tee-bee-aych"? That's the mark of a board supafan FACTARAMA. 109419[/snapback] I actually do.

Why would he switch to drugs, Rob? That's a bit of a sweeping generalisation isn't it? He deserves to be locked up. Women were brutally murdered as a result of his actions 109574[/snapback] He thinks everyone's on drugs tbh. 109582[/snapback] Delusional and paranoid, you say? Hm.....

Killing Joke - Pandemonium Still a cracker. Picked it up at the weekend for 29 kronor. About time I replaced my old, um, copied-from-the-library cassette...

A band who spend all their time bitching and moaning while rehashing the same sound over and over again, apparently oblivious to the fact that things have moved on in the wider world. Nope, I can't see it either....

I remember their comedically threatening adverts in Amstrad Action magazine. Just me then...?

I've managed to end up agreeing to run a pub quiz tonight. They'd better have a telly.

Moderately eerie: http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/4832776.stm

I'm still wondering where in Schleswig-Holstein the town of Lörrach can be found...

Haven't they only got three like? It's not exactly a Bowie or Dylan discography we're talking about...

That's you next in line for a good fucking then! 109092[/snapback] An unexpected bonus! 109094[/snapback] Rumour has it you are quite prepared to accept full responsibility? 109097[/snapback] Well, if Pud won't bend over and take it like a man, I'm always up for some dirty phone calls...

That's you next in line for a good fucking then! 109092[/snapback] An unexpected bonus!

I should really out myself for the second time in my life. I helped out with the translation into German of some of the e-mails that were sent (even though it's not my native language so I'm sure they're littered with errors) and a bit of webspace, but wasn't around to clean up the final Babelfished article, and I was sure someone would smell a rat immediately. Regardless of the morals of it all (and I can see both sides of the argument, though I still think it's bloody funny), I honestly can't believe anyone would be stupid enough to buy a blatant fake like that. I've only just read through it now - for fuck's sake, in the first few lines you've got "Auf Wiedersehen Haustier", "Fußballventilatoren", "Toon Armee", and fucking "Zwischenmailand" for Inter Milan! Some people deserve exactly what they get...

If Zath had just said "WTF is with your avatar? Some of us lost family on the 11th of September 2001." in the first place, I presume this argument wouldn't have taken off quite as spectacularly. Can we just pretend he did?