Meenzer

...but does any equally tasteless soul out there happen to have (or be able to get hold of) an mp3 of "Life Ain't Easy" by mercifully forgotten girl group Cleopatra? I want to use it on a pub quiz tonight but I can't find it on Soulseek... Feel free to PM lest we get this place in trouble, of course.

Hit the Kronenbourg to help me through a Eurovision preview screening last night. Definitely regretting it now.

Herzlichen Glückwunsch

Aye, I've used it too, seems to work fine like. Had all kinds of telemarketers in my first month back, but since then they've been conspicuous by their absence.

Ah ha! I knew it had to stem from someplace unless long ago he planted a red herring and was just codding around. 119337[/snapback] Oh shit, not another fish pun thread...... 119340[/snapback] He's clearly a disturbot individual.

......Meenzer would be locked up as the worst re-offender Spandau ever did see??? 119325[/snapback]

Even the heathen-but-nominally-CofE primary school I went to insisted on serving Slab Of Reconstituted Fish Sludge instead of Slab Of Reconstituted Meat Sludge on Fridays. It's a bizarre tradition really.

Normally happens when you lay off it for a week tbh. 119286[/snapback] Is it possible to get pissed on Carling? I remember at Uni they had this piss water called Trent beer or something - about 3% abv. I drank 20 cans once and didn't feel remotely tipsy, although I had to piss a lot, obviously. 119290[/snapback] Sounds decidedly Tesco Value.

If eating meat on Good Friday was illegal then... (I'll leave it to our local Smoothie to add the punchline)

Shit.

Whose your fatha like? Lembit fucking Opik? 119209[/snapback] Oh, if only... I dream of having a genetically inherited wonky face like his. 119210[/snapback] The rumour on Anal Street is that you already have tbh. 119213[/snapback] Being able to dislocate your jaw at will is a useful trait, but sadly not one that I'm blessed with by nature.

Whose your fatha like? Lembit fucking Opik? 119209[/snapback] Oh, if only... I dream of having a genetically inherited wonky face like his.

Aye, I'll be there, if my dad'll let me off Lib Dem leaflet delivering duties

Sod that, it's pre-match-in-the-pub time! 119102[/snapback] And my last chance to see you lovely people before the end of the season. Bollocks am I spending it stood outside Hustlers!

But it's repeated again, and again, and again...

October, ffs! http://www.toontastic.net/forum/index.php?showtopic=2372

It's weird, isn't it? Like people who claim to be totally unbothered about what people are saying about them, yet keep coming back to read it and reply, time and time again. I don't get the appeal.

So you've stopped claiming none of this actually happened then?

Seems like I didn't enter my (full?) DOB in the first place. Phew. Never ask a lady... etc.

Honey, if I wanted pictures of knobs, these are the last people's I'd want to see... 118477[/snapback] Girlfriend, talk to the hand cos the face just don't understand!! 118478[/snapback] You're scarily good at that. 118483[/snapback] you should;ve seen the way I was clicking my fingers from side to side as I was saying it tbh!! Then you'd worry. BTW want a cock pic? 118487[/snapback] You'd be disappointed, I've let my hair grow out.

Honey, if I wanted pictures of knobs, these are the last people's I'd want to see... 118477[/snapback] Girlfriend, talk to the hand cos the face just don't understand!! 118478[/snapback] You're scarily good at that.

Honey, if I wanted pictures of knobs, these are the last people's I'd want to see...

are fucking genius. Excuse the outburst. I'm still in the "omg wtf British food I couldn't get in Germany" phase.

Owned by the judge-turned book critic. 117279[/snapback]

*waves* Show us yer tits!