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It was the lack of " - Beeb" in the subject line that got me suspicious.

They can always use my back yard for the sprint events. Built-in hurdles with all the bottles that need taking to the recycling.

Auuuurgh, that first album of theirs is atrocious. The singer's insistently dull, flat, monotonous voice above everything else. Don't understand why Drawn From Memory isn't recognised as a minor modern-day classic though.

One of my favourites ever 111349[/snapback] I absolutely love it. This isn't helping your cause, is it?

He makes Amoebi looking like a good footballer? 111303[/snapback] luque urinates upon shola from a great height 111307[/snapback] Have you phoned the News Of The World?

That a Peters and Lee cover?

Aye, first I knew of it was when I saw the trailer last night. Looks GREAT.

We should stop with the Kraut talk or that good-for-nothing Lukas Ramsauer will be along soon.

Gibts denn ne richtige überhaupt?

"Gerald had a baird's sandpiper" on the mean streets of Gosforth.

What about the splatter? In either direction?

"below-average ant" surely? 110267[/snapback] Obsessed tbh. 110270[/snapback] You know what I'm like, give me a whiff of man meat and I'm like a sniffer dog on heat.

"below-average ant" surely?

24 hours? Why, that's enough time to listen to 480 Eurovision songs!

We could stick HTT on top of a geet big mountain as a hot-air deflector shield.

Contradiction in terms, surely?! 110003[/snapback] Other way around tbh. All trivia is, by definition useless, seeing as the word derives from the latin for three roads, and is used to describe the gossip discussed by the local women who used to meet at the junction of three roads to natter. 110087[/snapback] They might have been discussing global politics and atomic physics.

Perceptive like

It just saves us going to the bar twice as often 109979[/snapback] Hell's teeth! You're always on that Breezer shite anyways so I don't know who's rattled your cage missy! 110011[/snapback] Aye, but she drinks two of them at once.

Contradiction in terms, surely?!

I'll be moving along then. 109753[/snapback] Slut.

You are a penis. 109738[/snapback] Wouldn't you like me then? 109741[/snapback] Depends. Are you above average size? If not, I'm sticking with J69.

All part of the traditional local welcome!

You are a penis.

He's the Freak's new bitch tbh.

Blatant jealousy at the concept of having chums?