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But do you say "tee-bee-aych"? That's the mark of a board supafan FACTARAMA. 109419[/snapback] I actually do.

Why would he switch to drugs, Rob? That's a bit of a sweeping generalisation isn't it? He deserves to be locked up. Women were brutally murdered as a result of his actions 109574[/snapback] He thinks everyone's on drugs tbh. 109582[/snapback] Delusional and paranoid, you say? Hm.....

Killing Joke - Pandemonium Still a cracker. Picked it up at the weekend for 29 kronor. About time I replaced my old, um, copied-from-the-library cassette...

A band who spend all their time bitching and moaning while rehashing the same sound over and over again, apparently oblivious to the fact that things have moved on in the wider world. Nope, I can't see it either....

I remember their comedically threatening adverts in Amstrad Action magazine. Just me then...?

I've managed to end up agreeing to run a pub quiz tonight. They'd better have a telly.

Moderately eerie: http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/4832776.stm

I'm still wondering where in Schleswig-Holstein the town of Lörrach can be found...

Haven't they only got three like? It's not exactly a Bowie or Dylan discography we're talking about...

That's you next in line for a good fucking then! 109092[/snapback] An unexpected bonus! 109094[/snapback] Rumour has it you are quite prepared to accept full responsibility? 109097[/snapback] Well, if Pud won't bend over and take it like a man, I'm always up for some dirty phone calls...

That's you next in line for a good fucking then! 109092[/snapback] An unexpected bonus!

I should really out myself for the second time in my life. I helped out with the translation into German of some of the e-mails that were sent (even though it's not my native language so I'm sure they're littered with errors) and a bit of webspace, but wasn't around to clean up the final Babelfished article, and I was sure someone would smell a rat immediately. Regardless of the morals of it all (and I can see both sides of the argument, though I still think it's bloody funny), I honestly can't believe anyone would be stupid enough to buy a blatant fake like that. I've only just read through it now - for fuck's sake, in the first few lines you've got "Auf Wiedersehen Haustier", "Fußballventilatoren", "Toon Armee", and fucking "Zwischenmailand" for Inter Milan! Some people deserve exactly what they get...

If Zath had just said "WTF is with your avatar? Some of us lost family on the 11th of September 2001." in the first place, I presume this argument wouldn't have taken off quite as spectacularly. Can we just pretend he did?

yeah me too, the description was very misleading so i turned over and watched the program about whether or not the moon landing took place, that was quite interesting. 108379[/snapback] Don't leave us on tenterhooks like that - did it???

Judging by the text update I got a couple of nights ago, I wouldn't rule it out... Has anyone anywhere ever learned anything academically useful on a school exchange? 108306[/snapback] Oxymoron? 108313[/snapback] Wanker! Oh, wait...

Judging by the text update I got a couple of nights ago, I wouldn't rule it out... Has anyone anywhere ever learned anything academically useful on a school exchange?

Schalke are having a decent season, 3rd in the Bundesliga right now. Not convinced they're necessarily better than Boro on their day, though.

Adopted Cockney humour these days, more's the pity. Still a contradiction in terms mind.

"Gemmill in misspelt emoticon shocker - Beeb" 107732[/snapback] Ruh. Oh. Nuh. Guh. Intially it was just a with no quote and themags had posted inbetween me and what I was laughing at. So there! 107736[/snapback] Whaaa'evah. Does my carrying amount look impaired? (I swear the concept of accountancy humour was funnier in my head.)

"Gemmill in misspelt emoticon shocker - Beeb"

...he said, inadvertently stealing Renton's joke. Shit!

Lousy good-for-nothing bear.

Just "Trio". Amazon are cocks.

Most obnoxious customer service personnel I've ever spoken to, can I borrow yours? 107560[/snapback] I seem to get through to the same canny Scottish lass most of the time. Maybe my phone's just magic. You'd think they'd start acting decent now that Freeview's fucking up their entire business model, mind.

Aye, that's nasty like. I've always been pleasantly surprised at how competent and, well, human the people I've spoken to at Sky have been, but that's not on.