Meenzer

wouldnt ducking be the absolutely wrong thing to do when a land mine is involved? 115262[/snapback] To avoid flying limbs, I suppose.

I'd imagine they run away veeeeery carefully...

Only vaguely. Have you ever known a Newcastle fan who doesn't hold decade-long grudges?

Happy antlers to yoooooou Happy pink miniskirt to yoooooooou Happy HP sauce sandwich dear Brockles Happy ice hockey gimp mask to yooooooooooooooooou Hurrah!

?? Bit of a flavour clash like.

Never had any joy with that or any other job site, but then there are about 10 companies in the world employing people full-time to do the boring shit I do. 114881[/snapback] Meenzer i cannot believe for one moment you'd do a boring mundane job! 114888[/snapback] I know, I'm wasted here with my sparkling wit and repartee...

Never had any joy with that or any other job site, but then there are about 10 companies in the world employing people full-time to do the boring shit I do.

Fair point

First Alex recommends a curry house in Gosforth, then this. Hm...

Fuck me. And whoever smelt it dealt it, right?

Not me. I'm panting in anticipation of him accidentally sending the cock shot instead.

Love the lad at the front. 114035[/snapback] JJ? I bet you do. 114039[/snapback] Gaah.

Love the lad at the front.

I'm taking no lessons on quick replies from Mr. 3496 Posts over there. 113969[/snapback] I'm embarassed. How do I get a post reset? 113972[/snapback] Start acting like Sima, I think. Not much of an option, is it?

I'm taking no lessons on quick replies from Mr. 3496 Posts over there.

Wey you wouldn't tell me your address when I asked you in that thread a few weeks back! Whereabouts are you hiding, big boy?

Never did him any harm... 113936[/snapback] I wouldn't mind, but we were in Rockshots with JJ at the time.

Ooooooh, you rebel! ...sorry. You just sounded so pleased with yourself.

Nerdophobia tbh

Can Craig be classed as a celeb? 113505[/snapback] I thought he was speaking about Graham Taylor. 113783[/snapback]

I've been on/in far too many Eurovision-related TV shows, radio shows and newspaper articles for my credibility to ever recover. I helped Donna Air cheat on a mock French oral exam. Gazza bought me a pint when I was 8.

I suppose the problem lies in the fact that "such-and-such takes it up the arse", like "black bastard", is clearly meant to be incendiary and aimed at provoking a response. "JJ is gay", true or otherwise, wouldn't be - and it'd make for a pretty shit chant, too - but you have to assume that you're not supposed to read between the lines of the former and come up with "JJ takes it up the arse, and what a fine example of our modern society it is that a young man can be open about his sexuality in this day and age. Hurrah for JJ!" As for me, the Sisterhood would probably confiscate my rainbow badge for this, but I've never really had a bee in my bonnet about people firing gay-related taunts about the place, whether at me or at public figures - as long as they show some kind of humour and imagination. So: "takes it up the arse" bad, "taxi for Rockshots" good. I can't really explain why, to be honest, since you could argue the intent (and the inherent accuracy/inaccuracy) is the same in both cases and I'm just being hypocritical. It's like I always have a good laugh at whatever Smooth Operator or Wacky fire my way on here, "brown love" and all - I know they're canny lads, some of the stuff they come up with is very bloody funny (not to mention scarily accurate - I do worry about them sometimes ), and I couldn't give a damn what they think about gay people in real life since it doesn't particularly affect my day-to-day existence (except in an "overall societal acceptance" way, and fuck knows neither of them are that influential ). Anyway, JJ might be a top for all we know.

He would love it if they stopped losing.

There's a decent curry house in Gosforth? 113120[/snapback] The New Bengal 113121[/snapback] Ah, haven't been in there in years, once got a severe case of Delhi belly (High Street stomach dahling) that put me right off. Suffers from being on the same block as the chippy, too, at least when you're after maximum stodge for your pennies - which is the only criterion I apply to my dining experience.

There's a decent curry house in Gosforth?