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Sadness in his lard.

Did you prendre le batârd good and proper?

If you're in a Labour-Tory marginal, the Lib Dems take votes from the Tories and you still can't win...

This is the thing Corbyn acolytes don't seem to get. He simply cannot reach across to a broader swathe of the swing-vote population, not because of his portrayal as an 80s mung-bean-eating IRA-supporting leftie, but because he's a dyed-in-the-wool Leaver. If you're a Labour supporter and in any way realistic, you actually want the Lib Dems to be disparaging Corbyn in an attempt to grab soft Tory leaver votes - it won't impact your core vote, who are voting Labour anyway no matter what, and Corbyn cannot ever hope to do the same.

Roses are red Violets are blue Please vote for Labour Unless you're a Jew

And deny us the pleasure we've had along the way? Apology rejected.

Is it Peter Beardsley?

I'm sticking with my Stavros theory

Don't tell me it's

Bournemouth just had a minute's silence for Armistice Day. At lunchtime on November 2nd.

You might be right. I don't know, I just feel like by now there's enough of a "let's just get it done" mentality to win over enough average swing voters. Not that I've ever been one of them, so it's hard to put yourself in their place, but still.

I've already bet on the Lib Dems getting <25.5 seats. I know May fucked it up from this position but I can't imagine a repeat performance.

It's beyond idiotic that our electoral system is so dumb, but there we are.

They should have wheeled in a lovely white doctor from Romania, watched her head explode and told her she should have been more specific, the stupid fucking cunt.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-50242562 Good lord. Imagine being one of the "nooooo!" "yeahhhhh!" holllerers during this speech and genuinely thinking you were making a positive difference to anything.

Happy Hallowe'en y'all. Don't have nightmares!

I went to Prague on Thursday morning, was off Twitter all weekend and haven't felt the need to go back yet. I reckon this place to distill the best/worst of what's out there will be enough until the election is over and we can happily settle in for the big NHS sell-off.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-50221856 Here we go...

First time I've ever almost not hated Kay Burley.

Whatever permutation of the result is closest to 51.89% for and 48.11% against is how it'll end up, just as one last delicious irony.

https://archive.org/details/softwarelibrary_msdos_games?tab=collection I may never get any work done again...