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Just when you think the low has been reached... Still, I'm sure they'll be queuing up to trade with us.

Alright Craig!

That's us fucked then

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-49901047 I'm no mad royalist but this is delicious

Now that Ashley can rightly say he's getting the hang of this football lark, it's surely just a matter of time.

She is actually evil. (Not to mention hypocritical at multiple levels.)

Shame, I was hoping Mark François had burst.

Except for the part where a responsible adult steps in and stops us from self-immolating.

It's a shame for the athletes but it's great to see (given you do tend to get a decent number of travelling fans at most big athletics championships) that lots of people have looked at Doha and gone, aye, never mind the sport, that's not where I want to be spending ten days of my life. It won't be as extreme for the World Cup because the fan culture is much bigger and it's an easier sell to the locals (not that there are all that many of them), but it'll be interesting to see what crowds they get for some of the less glamorous group stage ties.

You don't exactly live just round the corner any more mind. I'll try and get up for another Peak District stomparound before too long so I can finally meet the little man (and your baby).

Lads, we're only six points off 5th

There's no reason a Newcastle fan would

Where on the stair? Right there?

I'm already grateful to him for being a future Pointless answer in the "number 1 album artists of 2019" category.

Brentrance means Brentrance.

"Deliver Brexit or face riots". I don't know about you, but I feel this has the reek of a concerted effort - let's call it a "project" - to instil a sense of... fright? alarm? trepidation? I'm sure there's another word for it, it's on the tip of my tongue...

He took Hull into Europe for the first and so far only time. Unparalleled, see?

They've got popular musician Ed Sheeran to design a new Blue Peter badge. The piano keyboard on popular musician Ed Sheeran's Blue Peter badge is wrong.