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The group chat screengrab that's doing the rounds has a dickpic as its icon. I know the world's gone a bit mental these last few years but...

He's not Eric Dier, he's a very naughty boy

Does a big nose get you preferential treatment?

There's always

Bruce credited the assist for the first goal to Saint-Maximin. Poor Almiron can't catch a break.

essembee positively fewming that we equalised

This is happening, incidentally. I'm sure it'll all be fine.

The shit we have to put ourselves through in this country just because we're too immature to handle a sensible electoral system, honestly.

Johnson and Corbyn have suspended campaigning following the London Bridge attack, so expect a Farage poster launch imminently.

I know your wife and sister have had a traumatic day but there's no need to try and outdo them.

Maybe crisps is what the front three are bringing to the team.

Fella near me at the theatre the other night was sniping about Poles and Romanians then, almost in the same breath, talking about his plans to move to Australia if Labour win so "Corbyn doesn't get his hands on my money". These people all have the vote, unfortunately.

Yeah, I think any PR system would have to be based on the four countries rather than the UK as a whole. Although if the SNP were on a nationwide party ballot I bet they'd do surprisingly well in the rest of the UK.

Shame the video ends just as he talks about getting nurses from around the world, since there's a fairly fucking obvious instant source he's just about to cut us off from.

That or death

They were already talking about "Chinese and Vietnamese" victims within a couple of days. Maybe they made assumptions because it's quite difficult to ask a corpse so they just went with the most populous Asian nation. Maybe a lot of the people smuggled generally are Chinese so they thought it was likely these were too. Is there a reason you're asking us to do your thinking for you?

That one's true though

I hear one of the victims was a Go Lee Kowad

"Now"? You mean shortly after the initial statement, or have you just not been paying attention? As to why the initial statement, presumably just ignorance.

I reckon a Labour leaflet with a big cartoon of Mohammed and a speech bubble saying "Boris is an infidel" should do the trick.

Statesmanlike