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"Continental sounding? What like the estadio de luz, might be on to something here like marra." Glad someone got there.

Mind, it's not just Greggs.

Did you forget to pronounce the first two syllables as "pay no"?

Where I'm from Greggs is the local bakers. ...the sausage rolls are definitely shite now, mind.

Experts? Where we're going, we don't need experts!

Ahh, those were the days of the big man/little man strikeforce.

I see today's Brexit headline is basically "Dough-faced tubby Tory is opportunistic flip-flopper". We've known that on TT for years.

I'll have you know this is Sainsbury's own-brand.

"Bayonet the wounded all you like, Leavers, but the nation waits to hear your plans. You have the baton. Where are you going to run? Blaming The Guardian, blaming The Times, blaming fat British businessmen, blaming golf, Marmite, Japanese car bosses and the governor of the Bank of England, lashing out at the “doom-mongers” and “naysayers”, the “international bankers” who would “talk our country down”, as though the strong fundamentals of “the world’s fifth-largest economy” that you promised would power us easily through are now candles in the wind, snuffable by a handful of weedy newspaper columnists . . . blaming everyone and everything but your own lack of an agreed plan, is futile." More of this in the non-lefty-do-gooder press please. http://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/were-heading-for-the-biggest-crisis-since-suez-vhqxzcpl7

A valid observation. I technically beat my one previous half-marathon effort by 38 minutes, but then being six stone lighter tends to help. (tl;dr Don't Drink And Run, Kids!)

Right, so I'd been waiting to see if any of the official photos from run day were suitable to illustrate my heroic achievement, but unsurprisingly they're all terrible so I'll stick to text instead. Anyway, just wanted to say one last thankyou for all the generous support from Toontastic quarters. I managed to get around in just under 2 hours which was my pre-evil-manflu target, so I'm chuffed enough with that, and the fundraising went dead well too, thanks in no small part to you lot. You're all right, you know.

A reasonable point.

Massive In Asda?

You can understand why these are starting to spring up.

Remembrance only counts if you do it exactly right.

You didn't have to

Mm, Nandos.

Sounds amazing

Of course.

LeazesMag concurs.

Should be possible to engineer it so Russia, the USA and Iran are in the same group, I reckon. Maybe with Colombia too, just for a bit of random nutjob threat.

They keep sending peace ballads to Eurovision. Got to admire them.

Well, I suppose at least this constitutes some kind of opposition: http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/labours-170-brexit-questions-tories-9028265