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Ditto

His middle name is Lascelles though. Now I'm torn.

You're just allowing yourself to be taken in by Project Fear.

We can make our own everything! http://laundry.reviewed.com/features/made-in-east-germany-when-communism-met-consumerism

Incredible year for British exports!

It's the early 80s again, we'll get out of this eventually, it'll just take a decade or more.

They're all unsuitable too. But you're right, if that's how low the bar is set then let anyone have a go.

On the plus side, our £-denominated contributions to the EU budget have gone up 15%, which means £400m+ a week for the NHS!

Not that I've watched the show for years, but I love needlessly intricate writing about pop-culture subjects, so: http://popbitch.com/home/2016/10/05/finding-the-value-of-x/

Zero self-awareness, that lot. And if I'm saying that as a Lib Dem...

Actually, we're all mackems. Now leave us all.

Although at least you didn't have beer goggles to worry about.

And a ginger, for that matter

And then there are other ways of doing it. Craigslist ffs. https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2016/oct/06/canadian-pole-vaulter-shawn-barber-cocaine-ban-craigslist-encounter?CMP=share_btn_tw

And all it took was a student teacher with an errant vibrator. If we'd known it was that easy...

Picked it up from the Back Page when I was last in town, I'm going to wait for my holiday in December to read it so I can quietly weep behind my sunglasses.

Lucky guess. I hope.

"I am aware of it."

I do wonder if it would have been good to have the internet, mobiles etc. in my "only gay in the village" days, but I'd probably only have ended up getting groomed by some hairy fat bloke from Blackburn or something.

As ever, The Guyliner is here to help: http://www.gq-magazine.co.uk/article/dick-pic Although mostly it does seem the kind of thing that's designed to lead to disappointment down the line. "It looked more impressive with that Prisma filter on it", or something

Poor Howay, I thought he'd been let off easy for 11 minutes or so, but now that's him telt.

The more generous version: (insofar as likening her to "a female member of an insidious totalitarian collective" intent on demonstrating the futility of resistance can be deemed more generous)

Anyone who's on TT should know that's not exclusively a generational thing.