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Look at that candidate list mind. Britain. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Batley_and_Spen_by-election,_2016#Candidates

Black tea is lush.

Hadn't realised Chatham County Line have a new one out. So far it seems as lovely as ever.

https://twitter.com/horton_official/status/781385669545435136/photo/1

There's definitely a self-awareness issue in a lot of Labour's current issues. I imagine a lot of the voters they need to attract have no idea what Momentum is, why it's being talked about so much, why there's a conflict with the PLP, why there's even a specific term like "PLP" in the first place and why it keeps getting waved around as if it's common parlance, etc. It all seems quite inward-looking.

Matching coasters: http://www.ikea.com/gb/en/products/textiles-rugs/table-linen/ikea-365-coaster-cork-art-50282945/ Posh as owt.

I exercise specifically so that I can eat more shit. It's a reasonable trade-off.

"It is one thing to scapegoat trade and foreigners in the midst of a depression. It is quite another to do so when recovery is finally bearing some fruit."

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/larry-womack/stop-pretending-you-dont-_b_12191766.html

I certainly upped my consumption of the former after giving up the latter. But then I also started eating a lot more Haribo too. I reckon they put something addictive in Tangfastics.

He's the Brexit campaign in (single) human form, then. That one's working out nicely.

Same here, and I'm calling it 1/16 because I've got nowt to play my old Eurovision and 90s rock records on anyway, so I'm not having that count.

"And so we bid farewell to a dearly loved dad and grandad, tragically pecked to death by a flock of angry budgies. Let us take a moment to think of him as his family feels he would wish to be remembered." *click* "Jitterbug. Jitterbug. Jitterbug. Jitterbug. You put the boom-boom into my heart..."

Especially in the Weird Al polka version

Always amused by fried chicken hellholes proudly displaying their food hygiene certificate while serving up deep-fried battery animal parts and anal tract burgers.

I'm gay, of course there is.

It's just a jape. Something something wiff-waff.

If a tree drinks 16 pints of peeve despite having sworn off it for months, is it really pissed?