Meenzer

Crikey. http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2015/sep/23/hinkley-point-squandermania-george-osborne-china?CMP=share_btn_tw

Twist the knife, why don't you... http://www.theguardian.com/football/2015/sep/24/newcastle-united-1995-entertainers-kevin-keegan-book-extract

http://www.theguardian.com/science/brain-flapping/2015/sep/22/seven-scientific-facts-to-ruin-childhood

Hang on, are you Niall or Biffa?

Because there's lots of funny pisstaking of you in it.

It is, you can, it is, they would

"deers and emu's"

King Henry

Short career, the options were limited

East Of Boldon

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/11883201/Amateur-metal-detectorist-to-be-British-Museum-star-after-finding-priceless-relic-mistaken-for-coffee-pot-lid.html Inspired or hugely jealous?

Ouch

Meanwhile...

Costa banned for three games, Gabriel's red card overturned. So basically it's officially fine to kick Costa now. We'll see how that works out when Mitrovic tries it.

It's German and from Aldi so it'll be grand. "Das Bier für jeden Tag" does make it sound like it's setting standards at the low end of the scale though.

And this is different to normal how exactly...?

Chins. Explode.

I agree, this'll make little to no difference, and yet

When in Rome, get vitblitzed like the Romans.

There we go!

I remember the blog, of course, but not that specific day/reply, no... although if Vitblitz is every bit as charming as it sounds, I'm surprised you do. Did I call you a dirty stopout?

Rule of thumb with Bailey's is if it's not lumpy, it's still fine to drink. (And if it is, that's what forks are for.)

And at full-time?

Aye, all the best!