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¡ deliberate !

Why ( THE ) lack of question mark

Well sure, he's Dutch.

I once shat in a toilet rather than in my pants, if that counts?

Did you put it somewhere that isn't the match thread?

Don't stay near the main station unless you like kebabs and whores. Tom knows.

And a healthy portion of Pommes Rot-Weiss on the side. (I'm not even sure if this is an innuendo any more )

I suppose that makes sense - where there's tedious businessmen with money, there's filth

https://vine.co/v/eD6m0iaQa53

On the other hand, there's having to live in Düsseldorf.

Mind, if cigs are an appetite suppressant, that 12-9 could be under threat.

And then work your way through http://mashable.com/2014/08/29/stoner-foods/

Don't know them particularly well, but I'm pleased they have a member called Karen Grotberg.

New hobby.

I love it, I slaaaag. In a country/Americana mood today so I'm working through the stuff I haven't previously heard from the list at http://www.telegraph.co.uk/music/what-to-listen-to/best-country-music-albums-of-2015/

chins*

I was at this, for various convoluted reasons. It was a thriller.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iIE6-D0FXJY

Man sees squirrel. Man loses sight of squirrel. Man searches for squirrel. Squirrel eludes man. Family places fake squirrel on wall. Man is fooled by fake squirrel on wall. Family mocks man. The film...? WALL-E.

Not really (or only) restaurants, but this is a fine piece and makes me a tiny bit homesick: http://www.newcastleeats.co.uk/grainger-market-guide/