Meenzer

There's not a great deal you're going to be able to do about your height at this stage. Well, other than maybe (EDIT: No, I don't know why there's a tiger and a dinosaur either. )

I woodn't

Send on Charisteas.

Ian Marsh's Database

It's the internationally recognised preferred format for cheese.

You will when you see what he calls woman footballers.

The wheels have come off the negotiations.

...photos of meals for two, "oh well, I'll just have to eat it all"...

Mind, I've been down with a stomach bug for the last three days so I'm quite familiar with the images depicted on that plate.

I can only echo the sentiments expressed by others. Particularly the filthy ones.

Saucy!

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/elliothavok/dash-40-wallet-a-minimal-wallet-redefined I am far too susceptible to Kickstarters and the like

Wonder if he'll join our Club.

Instagram.

If anyone dares to spoil who Cyprus will give their 12 points to at next year's Eurovision, I shall be most irked.

C+, could do better

In a moment of weakness late last night, I may have bought an early-bird ticket for this: https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/the-crystal-maze-a-live-immersive-experience/x/11065767#/story

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kZ9hZCHjt10