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Vegan café.

Rapidly approaching the big key change.

Microwave rice is loads more interesting than it used to be, too - the Tilda Humara range is canny, I wouldn't pay full price but you see them on offer quite a lot. One of those salmon things and a pouch of Khichdi or Hakka and that's some decent limited-work-kitchen-friendly scran and not much more than 500 calories too. Certainly can, I used this one: http://www.bbc.co.uk/food/recipes/tarkadal_90055 Used half a tin of tomatoes instead of fresh. No discernible difference.

Not really watching it but having a nibble all the same. Had DR Congo to qualify, also laid Algeria in the "Group C winner" market so we'll see how that pans out tonight. Nothing of the magnitude of Zambia 2012 though.

Flavours develop over time. I always make chilli the day before if I can. I swear by Iceland's "Fish in Five" microwave range, especially the salmon (and especially especially the florentine sauce one). They rightly get sneered at for their adverts and some of their grottier party food, but in this case they're on the right side of the "convenient and tasty"/"CT's Kitchen Nightmares" divide.

Have you seen how many of the fraudsters are now Syriza members?

(Caught up with a few TiVo'd films recently, The Help and (500) Days Of Summer among them. Both diverting but flawed in their own way. meh/10.)

That would be the My Sports Diatribe app.

Had an unhealthy week so I'm going to have a vegetarian(ish) few days in an attempt to compensate. Industrial quantities of tarka dal are already bubbling away.

No, that was

Well this is fun.

If they're particularly persistent, Winnets can really make you Wince(y).

I saw that on a dodgy download with really badly translated subtitles. Bit offputting. As was the toilet scene.

I'm quite proud of my borough sometimes.

Nailed it.

That's the fella.

As heroically used here, of course:

A gunt.

I'll happily lay that. Think they've lost a bit of momentum and it'll be more like 4 or 5 tops (a couple of their targets, not Farage's one, plus a couple of accidental northern three-way scraps), albeit with - say - 16% of the vote. The debates could yet be a game-changer though.

I genuinely miss CT's contributions to the Cooking thread. It's not the same sharing my reasonably adequate culinary creations without the photographic horror of a Boldon kitchen clusterfuck to provide context.

The Irish pub industry weeps.

I'm a Gosforth boy and even I know it (we had to speak the language of our manservants or else they wouldn't have known what they were cleaning).

Blatantly some kind of anal stimulator.