Meenzer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HGzyE3FsrDY

Mind I've been to see Polish jazz at the Royal Festival Hall and all sorts of nonsense (let alone the whole Eurovision thing) so I'm in no position to comment, but I'm naturally sceptical about any entertainment event that involves a dress code (whether official or "because it's what you do") at a venue that's had Kelly Clarkson the week before and a production of Voyage Of The Dawn Treader the week after or whatever. It seems like unnecessary posturing.

Because I'm naturally paranoid, I thought I'd best search the board to make sure I wasn't treading on anyone's toes with that post. QED.

And Andre Rieu, too. Proper classical music is one thing, but an Andre Rieu concert is like going to see a Celine Dion In Vegas tribute band or something.

Whiplash

Having to mostly stay off the booze must help financially mind, the amount it's possible to spend on lager piss alone on a night out is terrifying, never mind stuff that might actually be nice.

Finally made the trek today. £10 in, bring your own booze (or otherwise), songs to the tune of Ini Kamoze and Supergrass, parents with kids called Rufus and Hector, chants of "the referee's a hipster". Pretty much as expected.

Uwe Fuchs

That's the one

I hear that, following in Bridget's footsteps, there's another TTer bidding for Westminster glory...

He has a history of thinking that PMs are off-limits and magically exempt from the rules of normal conversation.

One in/one out policy. Poll for who gets kicked out. Corrupt as the old league election system.

One-day ban amnesty on April 1st?

Fuck's sake, I thought I was replying to the Fish.

You'll be joshing about your Yewtree cruises to Tanzania next.

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It was his nickname, on account of his generous nature in the gift-buying department.

Written with an agenda, obviously, but still: http://www.theguardian.com/politics/2015/jan/28/-sp-david-camerons-five-year-legacy-has-he-finished-what-margaret-thatcher-started

I was going to, I just can't think of anything. 1. I'm very unimaginative ... 7. PROFIT

Whereas I'm pretty sure I've shared everything there is to know about me at some point or another.

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