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Ah yep: http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2014/09/15/scottish-independence-result-announced-when_n_5822676.html Should keep Betfair on its toes at least.

Butter together?

As if there isn't plenty of that in St. Georg too

I heard somewhere (great, I know) that there isn't even going to be an exit poll announced on the telly at 10pm like you get in a regular election? No idea if true.

I can. For the 16-year-old me, I mean; obviously I don't know how thick you were at 16.

http://machotrouts.tumblr.com/post/97748597900/morihaventgotshitonme

......too easy

Or possibly a premature one, depending on how thorough the search is.

Aye, that's definitely the plan.

Yeah, I've been dabbling with Betfair a bit, trading in and out as things have shifted, and "the market" is more certain of a No than it's been for some time. I'm not convinced there's anything to support a price of 5.4 that wasn't known when the price was 3.4 a week ago, but hey.

Bashed out a 5K and feeling groovy.

"I had a health professional in the taxi yesterday who basically said it's fine to have a double chin so flappy you can pull it over your face and use it as a Jonas Spiderman mask. (Her words not mine)."

At the level of pure principle, if I believed it'd result in a considerably more just society (big "if", I realise), I'd be happy to live somewhere with less financial clout and fewer opportunities for the real big bucks. But you can't really phrase the debate along the lines of "being a second-class country like Slovenia would be fine, don't worry". Also I imagine I'd be rather less willing to play dice with the future if I had or was going to have kids or was otherwise less mobile and able to up sticks and head somewhere else if the shit really did hit the fan.

Cheers. DT will be "director técnico", then, which corresponds to Pardew's role (so the translation Kitman found was closer to the mark). Though I was rather hoping "Derek Trotter" might be the foreign lads' nickname for Ashley.

A translator wouldn't have. Anyone got the original text to hand, out of interest?

All the polls tonight are coalescing around 52% Yes / 48% No. Still plenty of Don't Knows in there, but you'd assume they'll tend to fall as much on the safety-first side as on the other. We'll see.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vySoFw8C0KE

The hardship of it all.

Only two daily trips to Uncle Wrinkle's Oriental Slurry Trough on the next long weekend in London instead of three, then. Times are tight, trousers are tighter.

Ashley should set up printers all around the ground, print your own for £1. Nice little money spinner.

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