Meenzer

Surely the whole point is that he's not

"We're in the shit because of the banking sector/euro zone crisis and there's nothing any party could have done about it" followed by "Tories clearing up Labour's mess again"

yes, that's exactly right

It'd certainly explain his support for a new house price bubble...

The Benny Hill one man

Heppy borthdoi.

FYI

I'm a Lib Dem and I hate my clients too, which probably goes some way to explaining the coalition

There's your problem. HTH *ducks*

A genuine attempt doesn't turn out a great deal better: Frank van Hattum Terry Fenwick - Eric Lichaj - Roberto Rojas González - Jason Drysdale Thomas Libiih Craig Noone - Mimoun Azaouagh - Nani - Bernd Schneider Titi Camara Relegation dogfight material at best, reminiscent of a cobbled-together Hull or Crystal Palace line-up. Delighted to have found a place for Mainz promotion season legend Azaouagh, Neverkusen stalwart Schneider, best match ever supersub Libiih and Keegan's finest signing, Drysdale. Saddened to have had to drop RuPaul.

I'd say they're both similarly mobile. Even now.

GK: Danny DeVito CB: Martin Scorsese CB: Giant George LB: Sarah Harding RB: The one out of Hanson who was definitely a boy CM: Rock Hudson CM: Jeff Buckley LM: Greg "The Leap" Rutherford WM: Jonathan Ross AM: Nani CF: RuPaul

http://metro.co.uk/2014/02/19/from-icelandic-tracksuits-to-latvian-lunacy-the-oddest-songs-aiming-to-compete-at-eurovision-2014-4305796/ Apparently there's a Eurovision fan working for Metro. I'm actually a little bit jealous.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3AF4rxTGYfM

Below your usual standards tbh

One of my teachers at school had a dot-matrix printed sign on his classroom wall saying "Maths is fun - if you don't agree you're not trying hard enough". He'd be a Tory too.

Sometimes it's better to live in sin than get married.

Somewhat improbably, this works even better using a couple of tins of supermarket sardines in tomato sauce (!) instead of the anchovies. Gives a lovely meaty texture to the dish.

Shows Pardew sees him as one for the future.

It's a bit petty, but I suppose it's one way of implementing an Error 404 page.

Paul "Hitman" Hart

Joe Royle, shirley.