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Mind, the fella doesn't eat nuts (ironic I know) so I'd be forced to finish off the whole cake aaaaall by myself.

Sounds good actually!

Is there anything interesting you can do with parsnips that isn't roasting or soup? (Aye aye, no funny answers mind. ) Picked up about 20 of the buggers for £1 at the end of the market the other day and I'm already out of inspiration.

Just been catching up with the opening ceremony. So many lovely classical themes, familiar to millions from the Tetris soundtrack.

I'd have thought Gideon's Help to Buy scheme would have been right up your offspring's street, CT.

I searched Google for Pudg(e)y Bear to save having to come up with a pun of my own. All I could find was:

Well that's just daft, he's still in a coma

Tranche beurré!

You agree Marveaux should start too!

300/1 and 500/1 respectively. Quite stingy really.

Left their footprints while trotting through a bog, you say...?

I wish I could say "at least this'll make our defensive performance later look better" and have any confidence in doing so...

I fucking hate Beck. I got Beck too.

Apparently one of the musical stings used during the athletes' parade was the Trololo song. Gutted I missed it.

Although I did appreciate this: http://www.buzzfeed.com/lyapalater/the-official-hotness-ranking-of-the-caymen-islands-olympic-t

New signing from Stade Rennais?

"Your mum."

Otherwise known as "bathtime chez CT"

Consider yourself followed. Liver is one of those things I'll have a craving for every couple of years then not want to go anywhere near again.

Well done Cath, even if you're already regretting ever having mentioned it.

Yer man and Jamie McClen was a pretty weak partnership on paper but it worked (well, once). Wonder if we could persuade either of them to come out of retirement.