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They'll be crying into their rotten fish in Hafnarfjörður tonight.

Algeria through, not undeservedly, though they almost scored a spectacular own goal in the last minute of injury time which would have put them out. Pretty conventional line-up of African qualifiers really (is it even the same five as last time actually?), after it looked like Burkina Faso, Ethiopia and naughty wee Cape Verde might have been able to shake things up a bit.

Portugal will somehow cheat their way to a draw now too, the greasy bastards.

The only reason more people are using food banks is because there are more food banks. (I've genuinely heard that used as an argument as to why the food bank statistics are misleading.)

Algeria take the lead. That's efficient jinxing even by my standards.

All becomes clear.

Howay Iceland. And Sweden. And Burkina Faso.

At what point have I suggested otherwise? What an odd thing to say.

No you're not.

That analogy only works if you can taste the difference between different brands of black/breakfast/normal tea. I can't to any significant extent. If I couldn't tell the difference between beers then I'd buy Carling or Fosters rather than something actually nice but more expensive. But I can. There's so much that can affect a regular cuppa beyond the teabag anyway. Water quality, brewing time, milk, all of that. Mind I suppose that's also true of how a pub keeps its beer.

Turn your predictive off man.

Clipper's green, peppermint etc. teas are nice. As for "proper" tea (other than being theft) I'm not that fussed so I'll tend to just buy what's on offer at the shop.

Their first aim should be not getting smashed 10-0 off San Marino and Andorra. Still, anything is possible in first ever competitive internationals...

When I'm, when I'm Gouff and Remy I'll tell you when I'll give my love to ya :boogie:

I never feel at ease in Bavaria. Forced jollity masking dour conservatism.

No wonder it's endangered if none of its sperm is reaching its intended destination.

I'm responsible for a good dozen hangovers over here too. I'd be having a shocker of a day if I actually had a conscience.

Thank you all! It's been alcoholic, chaotic and pretty terrific.

Which is why Bosnia have a far better chance of success in Brazil than we do, despite Stevie's optimism.

Any time, baby. (Place opens at 6pm, Sam and I will be propping up the bar from approximately 6:01pm until closing. It's all on Facebook dahling)

http://www.buzzfeed.com/ryanhatesthis/everything-you-need-to-know-about-the-make-a-wish-foundation?bffb&s=mobile

Whatevz. Buy me drink.

Nar, I want to still have a place to live. Meanwhile, I'm feeling hungover even before hitting the drink tonight to commiserate my clock ticking over to 35 tomorrow. Polish vodka bar. It's the only way.

On the other hand, we're less likely to lose them due to the shop window effect. Maybe.

No, because it was stupid.