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Aye. Relocate them to New Cross, they'll actually raise the tone around here.

Not really I just don't have time to pick through Matts point. Which really isn't a point, more of a rant based on the idea that the Tories have ignored all sound economic advise to put into place a nefarious plan to dismantle this countries public sector at the detriment of the country as a whole....which is of course as ridiculous as it sounds. I'm sorry, but dismissing any post of Matt's on financial matters as an "anti-Tory rant" just proves that either you haven't read his post or you don't have the mental capacity to understand it.

Oh good

Glad you added that clarification. Would have never heard of him otherwise.

Oh heck. http://www.mezzacotta.net/garfield/?comic=1 I may be here all night.

Show 'em the ropes early, that's my motto.

Hope he enjoys his retirement.

Stop getting our hopes up man.

He looks like Brad Paisley if he lost the hat and took up a desk job. I realise that probably doesn't help.

I have visions of the "Achhhhrington Stanleh? Oo're they?" advert now.

Hey, it worked for Jo Caulfield.

I don't mind Reading. It's not a shithole, it's just rather bland. Still happier having Fulham as an away day next season though.

Anyone got any thoughts about the Open? Paddy Power (and others, I imagine) are paying out down to 7th place for each-way bets. http://www.paddypower.com/bet/golf/open-championship Hard to resist Gay and Slocum, obviously. But seriously , I reckon Steve Stricker might have a decent shout.

Fine then, we take it back.

Happy birthday country boy.

If it was some drunk character from a social club you'd be laughing. Gazza isn't much different to the average geordie alky and don't kid yourself that there aren't 7 days a week drinkers everywhere. Aye, except there's a reason they don't get national press for everything they do. I'm honestly at the point where I'd rather he went out in a blaze of glory and got the George Best eulogy rather than prolonging the whole thing for another 10 years. If there's anyone who can manage a legendary comedy death, it's Gazza.

Or "Emil Costa Rica", if you're a More4 continuity announcer. Still going to watch it though, I'm not that petty.

The hidden board says "no there isn't".

To be fair, my parents bought me albums by a certified kiddy fiddler at that age. Though they refused to buy me a Eurovision tape. You do realise that Kevin's generation will have fuck all idea what that actually is, don't you? He's Irish man. They have to love Eurovision by law and they've barely progressed beyond the 8-track.

What the fuck was the exam like? Countdown? I'll play a safe 6 on this round rather than the risky 7. He could have offered to show the examiner his "working".

Wasn't there for that, but the fallout (so to speak) is still legendary. Wasn't she about 9?

To be fair, my parents bought me albums by a certified kiddy fiddler at that age. Though they refused to buy me a Eurovision tape.

Aye, I have to admit, my resounding memory of our encounter is not quite being savvy enough to beat the evil pub quiz clique. And I do mean that. Bloody Hamburg Hash House Harriers always get in the way. Anyway, thank you, I think. For the record, you seemed thoroughly lovely and far less flaky than many would believe your online persona might suggest. Almost like you're a more exaggerated version of your real self once you hit the internet. God forbid that be the case though.

Well I wouldn't like to say "best"....

"Planning" I can understand people who find the idea of meeting people from an online forum a bit weird, but the internet isn't exactly the nerdfest it was 10+ years ago. Once your mam's been recommended to you as a Facebook friend, you start to realise times have changed.