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Congratulations! You're now officially bumsex-legal in Cyprus.

Fairyhouse Racecourse? "CAMP" is about right...

If one/both of Lampard/Gerrard would be good enough to retire from international football, that would probably help him.

Wouldn't mind checking this out but we've got a hawt date with the better half's grandparents that weekend. The lineup's pretty good every time though, so one of these years. http://www.thesagegateshead.org/whats_on/f...760842651436250

Classy. One of the older posters on here recommends Carlsberg Special Brew as a cheap alternative to Belgian beer so you should give that a try. Wouldn't expect owt else of a lad of Kev's age though. If you're hitting the trappist monk beer and obscure quintuple-distilled Belarussian vodka at 16, you've got nowhere else to go and you end up wearing a blazer and turning into the Fish.

It's doubly odd since McLaren have a genuine fight for the top spot whereas Alonso is clearly top dog at Ferrari. It's like he's creating distractions where there really don't need to be any.

Took Nadal at 6/4 for the match when he lost the first set. Tennis treating me far better than the World Cup yet again.

Different supermarket ! I've never tasted white lightning, is it nice? It is horrendous. Mixed with own-brand cola and own-brand blackcurrant squash, however, the sheer excess of cheapness starts to eat away at itself and ends up producing an acceptably efficient bucketful of cheap sense-devastator if you're sufficiently desperate to get away from the horror of your everyday life. So basically I'd leave it until after the interview before investigating further.

Gary Neville in "talking a bit of sense" shocker http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2010/ju...d-fabio-capello

Aaaaand it transpires Kevin got rejected for that supermarket job because he kept buying himself White Lightning during his OJE.

Aye, commentators claiming the shock ofFederer going out put him off his game. Must be a shock for Murray, mind, winning his first few matches comfortably with no media attention at all then suddenly having the nation's sporting hopes pinned on him. I bet he'd rather the England football team had actually done well for once.

Tsonga put Murray out in the first round of the Australian a few years back. It'd be just like a Plucky Brit™ to go out now when he's got his best chance of winning it to date.

Ant, dare you to drive up during his appraisal and keep asking for a Whopper Meal.

so you approve of asylum seekers getting things for free then ? How can you so spectacularly miss the point time and time again Leazes? Because he wants to! Because he wants to!

Choon.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2010/ju...er-view-england

I know, I know, we agreed to keep that sort of things to matchdays.

"I'm getting the word... nonce"

Roll up for the Human Centipede! Anyone who has a birthday is welcome.

"Is it because I is a spak?"

Mine's not until November. Can I still get a fist up my arse and some blood on my cock at some point?

No goals for Portugal in their 270 minutes against real teams. Diddums.