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عينيك بتقول راح ييجي يوم وكل الخوف يزول بعينيك إصرار أنه عنا خيار نكمل هالمسار مهما طال لانه ما في عنوان وحيد للأحزان بنادي للمدى للسما العنيدة

Aww diddums. Let me assure you we do try terribly hard not to "bother" anyone with our god-/Allah-given orientation and all that jazz. I realise it's rather audacious to ask for such fripperies as equal treatment in the eyes of the law and, in particular, the right to be able to sit by our partners' death bed rather than being turned away at the hospital door - but hey, it's only the 21st century and we wouldn't want to risk making people uncomfortable or anything. Anyway, for all I may retain a naive belief (well, knowledge, but let's not be too radical here) that certain kids who've been shunted around from foster home to foster home can actually find a more stable environment living with a couple who've been together for decades and who know a thing or two about being an outcast from society, you'll no doubt be pleased to hear that my fella doesn't have much time for kids in the first place, so we're unlikely to ever adopt anything more challenging than a kitten or a puppy. Just promise you won't report us as sex criminals when we have them neutered.

Hey sexy. Wanna cyber?

Just about to kill our Norwegian visitors with some nice 'n' spicy chilli. Poor buggers won't know what's hit them.

To be fair, I hated students even when I was one.

I can't imagine the fixture surviving, but you never know. Was looking forward to the day out, but a fixture at a slightly warmer date would be entirely acceptable to the old extremities.

Confused about meat? Not like you. Well I've been to a few meat markets in my time, but selecting the day's produce from a glass counter is a step too far.

Wait, you said steaks and stuff as well. Must read posts before replying.

I know it's not quite the same thing, it doesn't have the display counter shenanigans, it's a chain etc. etc., but the Loch Fyne on Gosforth High Street is canny enough if you like your fish. Just one that springs to mind, anyway.

It can occasionally be bloody confusing too.

When the snow hit before Christmas we had friends coming over from Germany for the weekend who didn't make it because their flight got put back by three days thanks to Gatwick and Easyjet incompetence. We have friends from Norway who are scheduled to arrive into Gatwick tomorrow night... and the runway's closed so fuck only knows if they'll make it or not. The lesson is clear: never make friends.

This sounds rather naughty. At the same time I sense you have a look that says "but Im not ruling out the possibility" One must be open to all things. Even Fists. Typical. A thread on supermarkets descends to hand- insertion based filth. I'm sure this'll be more to Mad Jock's liking, anyway.

This sounds rather naughty. At the same time I sense you have a look that says "but Im not ruling out the possibility" One must be open to all things. Even Fists.

This sounds rather naughty.

Rainbow and Griffin, I believe.

Ah but that's alright, the world will be overheated, underwatered and chock-full of Muslim extremists by then! Congrats to you both

Fuckin hell Fist, you've nicked my inventory!!!! you mean itinerary I happen to think he's rather a nice itinerary.

Congrats mate, hope all are well. Quiet one for us, in bed at 11.30 asleep at 12.02! Bloody long one for you

I saw it and hoped it wouldn't be what I already knew it would be. Jesus fucking wept. (We all adore mediocrity, by the way.)

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Eurovision 2009, the 2004 Croatian final and the 2005 international semi-final. Six bottles of wine between the three of us. Happy happy bunnies. Merry New Year everyone!

Predictable as all hell, but I'll have to go with the Decemberists and "The Hazards Of Love". It took me a while to warm to it, but seeing the whole thing played live in all its wanky glory last month basically sealed the deal. Honourable mentions for "One To The Heart, One To The Head" by Gretchen Peters and Tom Russell (from which my favouritest track released this year, the lovely "Guadalupe", is taken) and "Midnight At The Movies" by Justin Townes Earle.

There's an app for linking insufferable twats with the über-insufferable twat? What won't they think of next?