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The perfect time for the glorious return of....

Fuck me, that's actually not bad.

"burrglared"?

Apparently it's for real this time.

Yes it was. http://www.mtv.com/ontv/vma/2009/best-female-video/ That's seriously weird. In the clip from the show I saw earlier, Beyonce's video was definitely shown as one of the nominees, and it's in the list on various sites (e.g. http://buzzworthy.mtv.com/2009/08/04/vmas-...ump-britneys-7/ or http://www.awards-night.com/vma-2009-best-...ward-nominees/). Are MTV trying to retro-censor the whole thing?

Well at least one of them was mentioned in the thread title.

My fella is perpetuating homophobia by making it a straights-only event. And Fish, surely your winning personality would be preferential in itself.

No, not a request for sexual favours, but a shameless bit of advertising. My better half is helping to organise the charity event below, which may or may not be of interest to you - either way, if you know anyone else who may be interested or you have a work noticeboard this could be attached to, etc. etc., then it'd be greatly appreciated. At the risk of sounding like one of those dating site adverts, I'm reliably assured there's a significant excess of girls over guys at the minute..... A Good Grilling A Singles' Night with a Quizzical Twist Join The Sick Children's Trust for a lighthearted quiz aimed to get everyone talking. Where: The Worship, 14 Triton Court, Moorgate, London EC2A 1BR When: Monday 28 September, 7pm until 10pm Price: Tickets cost £20 for an individual or £30 for a pair (single guy and single girl) Age: 25 - 35 year olds Format: Each round will consist of fun trivia aimed at getting everyone talking. At the end of each round, the men move on and the women stay seated and so the night continues! Teams: We will be allocating teams on arrival. However, if you would like to be paired with someone of the same sex whom you already know, please let us know on application. Thanks to the generous support of My Single Friend, we have thirty free memberships, worth £18 each, to give away!! Be one of the first fifteen guys or girls send in your payment for A Good Grilling and we will give you a membership absolutely FREE. Flyer here: http://www.sendspace.com/file/6tf90k Advert over.

Good grief. I kind of liked him after the Hurricane Katrina thing, but... I just love how the crowd boos and even Beyonce is clearly mortified. Just a shame Taylor Swift isn't a little older/bitchier/more media-savvy, or she could have wiped the floor with him with a snide "Well thank you for that contribution" or similar like a more seasoned country music witch would have done. Although I suspect one of the reasons she looks so perplexed is because it *could* be part of the show that she just hasn't been told about, and you don't want to upset the corporate machine...

Well at least New Labour still have the Guardianista blogsters on their side. Oh, wait... http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/20...nancial-markets

A Mars Bar. Have you ever seen one?

I hear Rob knows a lovely little tapas bar by the marina.

The fact that Stevie insists on making this about "a moderator" rather than me says everything about his real agenda tbh. It's my fault that this whole thing started in the first place, so lay into me instead.

I'll hold off on the racial epithets.

If you put "H from Steps" into Wikipedia it redirects to his actual page.

Fuck's sake.

The first rule of the secret forum is: you do not talk about the secret forum. The second rule of the secret forum is: you do not talk about... no, wait, I got that wrong. The second rule is: no smoking.

Shall I toss you women a coin? Heads you go to the Crown near Tottenham Court Road Tails you go to Lyceum Tavern ? That's not such a bad idea.

No idea. Someone make a decision. And is Pud even online today?

Oh wah wah wah. Bunch of faggots.

I've always been a big fan of cricketball. Those helmets are just preposterously cute.

Oh noes! Someone has made an irony!

does it fuck Fuck off Mo, it does, it's not even our country any more. Perhaps you should find another one then. May I recommend the Costa Blanca?

Why is Jack supposedly such a popular name anyway? It's been top of the lists for years now and I'm still to meet one. Maybe the darkies are murdering all the Jacks so that Mohammed can be top.