Meenzer

It's truly special.

i didn't know you were into that twee pop schtick quite a fun band tho. not much lasting appeal i found. Oh aye, them, Andrew Bird, The Ditty Bops.... It's all rather jolly. Thought it would stand to reason given my username. They were showing highlights of Newcastle-Sheff Wed from 93/94 on ESPN Classic the other night. The commentator kept harping on about Papavasiliou's bright future.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heil_Honey_I%27m_Home!

I thought turning up to the pub quiz wearing it was a bit off, mind.

Calexico - The Black Light

So they'll both be out before she's an adult.

A textbook admission of Fop's continuing lack of any self-esteem. Perfect.

Fop admits his inherent worthlessness. Meenzer is glad.

The thing is, you're already fully aware that nobody on here will ever take anything you say seriously, even on the rare occasions when you actually hit the mark. So what could possibly be your reason for sticking with us lot? It's such an interesting case from a psychoanalytical point of view - since you surely must have better things to do with your life than spending 8,000+ posts' worth of your time arguing with people you've already written off as faceless inadequates, the only logical conclusion is that every additional post you make serves to confirm your underlying belief in your own worthlessness. etc.

Clearly we've all misunderestimated him.

If you're after ultra-simple stuff, this pocket rocket is a steal at a mere 2 squids: http://www.amazon.co.uk/101-One-pot-Dishes...d/dp/0563522917 OK, there's nothing even remotely sophisticated in there, but it's good solid stuff.

Like your making about 4 times as many posts as anyone else in the thread you mean? The Usual Suspects are all the same person anyway. Fop will crack as soon as he realises this. I honestly expect to eventually encounter him in a grubby Soho bar at the arse-end of a quiet weeknight, clinging to a G&T with one hand and a geet big hairy bloke with the other and softly blubbing about how he's wasted his life.

Mate of mine is having an Arnie-themed fancy-dress party for his 30th. I dread to think how many Bennetts there'll be.

Could have been worse - could have been his Booky Wook.

Sorry to hear that mate. 18 years is a great innings though and I'm sure she didn't want for anything for a single moment of it.

That's probably what would worry me most about having kids of my own - having to subject them to other kids and particularly other kids' parents.

That was rubbish man.

fwiw, I always like Eater Eggs. Sorry, Easter Eggs. My apologies.

Fwiw, I always preferred Happy Eater.

Not applicable to Zinger Burgers then? Ooh, do I sense a domestic?

You can get them for not much really. Steamer was less than a tenner from Argos - no point in paying more for something that just boils water, unless you're really bothered about looks - and you don't need a huge Foreman, the mid-range ones that'll do a couple of chicken breast fillets surrounded by some veg are more than enough unless you're feeding a family.

I was going to say the same actually. Obviously it helps if you've got someone to prepare it for/with, cooking for one feels a bit disproportionate on the effort front unless you don't mind eating the same leftovers for days (or you've got a big freezer). It's well worth it though. Get a Foreman grill for chicken breast fillets, ALDI salmon/tuna steaks, peppers, courgettes etc. and a steamer for spuds, carrots, green veg and the like. Dead easy.

And the following: Laundrymen Go Granny Module Dangler Yum No Plus hundereds more I cba cutting and pasting from here "Lard Money Gun" and "Randy Glum One" are particularly worrying. Are we buying an overweight, cash-grabbing, weapon-toting, sex-mad manic depressive? Should fit right in actually.