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Buy 'How the west was won' and the creatively titled 'DVD'. Yeah, see, but no. Not yet anyway. I'm working on a budget here.

Led Zeppelin - Mothership I have a complete blind spot where the Zep are concerned, due in no small part to boring old rockers telling me how great they were at every turn when I was growing up, so this seems a decent enough place to start. Systematic use of the headbang emoticon may follow.

What metals go shiny when exposed to the elements like? Here man, they said it would change colour and go shiney. We were lied to. I want my tax back. They'd only use it to open a centre for crippled black lesbian immigrants anyway.

I'd love to play all high-and-mighty about the lercals interviewed on Look North at the time who absolutely hated it, but I have to admit I really didn't get the point of it at first. Love it now like, it's great having a landmark visible from both road and rail that tells you you're nearly home.

That's really sweet. Mind, I didn't register the "get her house key off her" bit at first, so I had visions of her coming home, thinking she had an intruder and attacking you with a mace spray.

If that's Fiona May, I think she's retired now. Married an Italian fella anyway, so it's fair enough - we've benefited from dodgy nationality calls in other sports with the likes of Greg Rusedski and that Vainikolo bloke in the rugby, say. It's the Qataris snapping up a load of African middle- and long-distance runners that the authorities really need to address if that's the kind of thing they're bothered about. I believe they're doing the same in other sports too (e.g. the national football side which is 50% foreigners), but in athletics they're actually able to shove money at the good people.

Actually, now that you mention it, we are off out to the monthly Eurovision night at the Retro Bar tomorrow. I bet it'll be smoochy Maltese lurve ballads all night.

Are u not going to G.A.Y to see Girls Alound or something else stereotypical?!? You'd be more likely to see us at the Borderline watching some wrist-slittingly depressing country singer rattling on about her umpteenth divorce. Sorry if we've spoiled your plans, I'm sure the train fare will be refundable though.

We're doing absolutely nothing, by mutual consent. Home-cooked meal and a bottle of wine will do nicely.

The most recent posters in the America Unchained thread suspend hostilities to pose for a group photo:

I done that especially for you. In fact next time, I might put the whole thing in the thread title and not bother with body text Excellent idea. I shall steal it.

Runner beans

What about the one for eating baked beans with a cocktail stick? Wind assisted.

What kind of freakin' freak are you???

OK, who's going to point out the obvious?

I can see both sides of the coin really, but he looked really sharp yesterday and if he's genuinely clean and getting involved in anti-drugs promotion and the like, then I don't see what else he can do to convince people. The powers-that-be were pretty quick to overturn Ohuruogu's Olympic ban when they realised she had a shot at a medal, so I'm sure they'll do the same if Chambers keeps his form going into the outdoor season, whatever they might say now.

OK, I concede that the target audience for this pic on here may be limited to 1, but anyway...

That's probably better anyway

I'm ideally after something decent with a hard drive for editing purposes and such, but I'm far too lazy to find one. Help please.

Most of us aren't old enough to know him. Rob, of course, taught him everything he knew.

Harsh words, Alex. Remember he's got stress! And anxiety! Aaaaand he can't sleep. Must be worth around £50k. What a twat. He'd have a wee bit more to be anxious about if the BA pilots hadn't succeeded in landing the plane with no small degree of expertise. Or his family would have, anyway.

I'm off today and Monday. Off to the British Museum this afternoon. There's nothing like living it up...

Tongue-in-cheek giggle in blown out of proportion SHOCKAH!

Emilie Autumn - Opheliac