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Ahh, good old Fred Phelps. You couldn't make it up. All you can do is head on over to http://www.landoverbaptist.org and comfort yourself with the glory of satire.

I was for a year or so, so that I could contact a few people. Let it lapse a while back though. Besides, what kind of bizarre person uses Friends Reunited when they could be stalking people on Facebook?

None of them have paid well though.

Forget Shearer's incisive wit, I'd give Stevie a go on Match Of The Day. It'd certainly brighten things up a bit.

Tonight's.

All very odd. Daft sod if it was drug-related, but either way I quite liked the fella. R.I.P.

I seem to remember the length of time depends on whether you're getting a new phone number or not. Could be completely wrong though.

To be fair, most people's kitchens would probably only get 3 stars or thereabouts. But it still makes you wonder.

Not forgetting "for the co-pilot actually flying the thing".

Forum in "Not Revolving Around The Fish" shockah! Welcome back.

For this maybe: http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/2001_hero_pilot_romp.shtml

To be fair to him I don't think he means it that way. Newcastle are my club, they're your club, they're his club. Although technically it's Mike Ashley's club... Aye, I know what he means really. It's just platitude-o-rama where he's concerned at the minute.

"Newcastle isn't the only club for me. It's my club though." Fuck off man.

Presumably trades that were placed before opening - it seems to be back to "normal" now. Though it'll no doubt take a battering when the Dow opens. Go uncertainty!

I'll stop posting stuff from the Daily Mash one day, I swear... http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/busines...fe-20080122672/

So does the estate of Bill Hicks get a share of the no doubt huge amount he gets paid for "writing" this stuff?

That's the $27,398 question.

She's not in accounts, she's in Comms!! That's no way to talk about a lady.

But the more floors the lift stops at, the less time he's got for an imaginary blowjob off the hot lass from accounts.

Far more likely to spill it when the lift judders to a halt. Cull 'em all.

If it's not too personal a question (), what kind of price range can you afford/are you looking at? And, by association, what areas/sized places etc.? In any case, the likes of www.rightmove.co.uk and www.globrix.com are a canny starting point for searching all the local agents, though they've all got their own sites too (that you can usually click through to from the portals) that might have more up-to-date information.

"...I'll dip me finger in it first"?

Happy birthday. Celebrate with a Curry Hell!

The fact that they're Aussies is mere coincidence.

Incidentally, has anyone seriously ever got through a whole portion of Curry Hell? I know people find it hard to resist a challenge to the ol' manhood and all that, but one forkful of the stuff was enough to make my eyeballs want out of my head. It can't be right.