Meenzer

...wash the dishes with it? ...pick you up for the night with the change? ...slam it down on the counter, put on a Home Counties accent and loudly demand a Leffe Brune in a branded glass?

Is that what they were called, for the life of me I couldn't remember the band's name just those two lines. Meenzer, your cheque for £3.50 is in the mail. Congratulations. Wooyah! I'll be propping up the bar at Shearer's with that.

Which I will naturally share with Alex.

Sammy's cultural reference monitor is stuck in "1992" mode, and I hereby claim my 5,000 Australian pesos.

Good English phrases there... Whatever..ommm....gimme a bagel to go Mrs Kapowsky...I'm late for math already! Duuuude.

Bonny anniversary!

Seriously though, if you try to dip bread into egg yolk, doesn't it just crumple up?

Who's in goal for New York?

Toast, obviously. Bread would just... droop.

Bet it's no Huey Lewis & The News though. Frankie's is the only Power of Love worth knowing.

Trisha Yearwood - Heaven, Heartache and the Power of Love

Just make sure the removals van takes the high road and you take the low road, you wouldn't want all your stuff turning up afore ye.

Do you know what they call Danish pastries in Denmark? Smølebørgske fjærdepøpse.

If you can get it paid off before the economic shit hits the fan (so to speak), I would - far better to have a few quid less in a savings account but a guaranteed roof over your head once the banks start to struggle.

We could call it 'You've Been Flamed' Complete with canned laughter track, I hope. With a montage of cremations gone wrong, accompanied by obligatory chorus from 'I'm So Excited' by the Pointer Sisters on loop. And comedy "boing!" and "wack-wack-oops" sound effects.

We could call it 'You've Been Flamed' Complete with canned laughter track, I hope.

There's a lot of it about.

That's rough like. Playing on the internet is the way forward! (The lottery, that is, not bingo. Although...)

And I'm sleepless with the excitement of it all.

Tickets to this year's Eurovision. Don't know if I can even go yet, but what the hell...

Don't get me wrong, I'd go travelling and stuff. I'd just want something to do inbetween/afterwards. Maybe work for charidee or something like that.

Mo money mo problems.

Shellac - At Action Park

Me too. Well, not necessarily in this job, but I'd need a 9-to-5 routine or I'd never get out of bed. I voted "money", since that's obviously the prime consideration, though it's a useful side-effect that I happen to generally like my job.