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Yes. I get this on the bus to away games. It was mildly amusing the first couple of times, not so the next 350.

I was joking tbh. I even bought the 'Living on a prayer' album.

An Italian ski jacket for £275 when they were fashionable. It was okay at the time, but thats three weeks beer money now!

Afraid of muslims and ZZ top then 194808[/snapback] Muslims aye. Who or what is a 'ZZ Top'? Sexual positions thread maybe?

lol, still good enough to be your number one. btw this thread > who said romance was dead. for me: 1. minge 2. left nostril 3. right eye socket 4. mouth 5. arse 6. right nostril 7. left ear 8. right ear 9. left eye socket 10. belly button 194804[/snapback] Aye, i'll be taking lessons in romance from somebody with asian porn in his sig!

You looked that up! 194782[/snapback] Nope, knew it the other way round. Vital pub quiz knowledge. 194789[/snapback] My mum said never go into pubs. Nasty places where women of ill-repute dwell and men who consume the demon drink go she said.

Aye 2,1,3 and all. Btw, whats a minge?

You looked that up!

Doggystyle. I like to rest my can of lager on her back.

I'm an only child, and i have only one child. I'm a social misfit who is scared of beards. There you go.

Laibach - Message from the black star. That's an obscure Eastern European gothic metal band, which is great because then i look like some sort of cool musically avant-garde type, but the fact is i'm not, i just got the song free on a compilation CD.

I'd vote for a giant stuffed animal to be elected before I'd vote to let the Tories lead the country again. 193482[/snapback] How do you know Prescott will stand though?

I can't stand West Ham. Any club that has "The real academy of football" on their training kit are a joke. Imagine being proud of being Chelski's feeder club?

Might just stick him in one of the groups that don't have access to the arcade instead! 193315[/snapback] Ban them all and scratch their scores... I want my Jewel Quest crown back 193323[/snapback] Don't lump me in with the feckin' muppet that started the thread! If you want the coveted Jewel Quest crown back then beat my awesome score..... (or get the admin to nick it off me )

Four Four Two Great article about the calcio match fixing scandal.

Aye, well i only remember the pantone thing because one of the other Ayr boys is a complete nerd who remembers stuff like that. Not me. No. BTW, when i get to 49 posts, does it go to 100?

I was a bit drunk colouring that in, so green white and green it is, so it is. 193184[/snapback] At least you got the saltire right! The colour even looks the real thing. (Pantone 500).

Aw ya fecker! I was getting a right semi there at the thought of getting back to Jewel Quest and you've put it up to 50 posts! Baws. Edited to say: Naw, i'll no be repeating.

Rightly so, they'd be bored out of their tiny minds, otherwise! I'm Irish btw, but I think you lot are in fairly safe hands in Ireland too. 193071[/snapback] I wondered what that wee green and white flag was. i thought you were Nigerian.

Aye, but how did he wipe?

Aye, we're a right shower o' bastards up here...... 193058[/snapback] I think she was probably the exception to the rule, she was a psychotic off her medication tbs tbs. Bastards though, aye probably. 193063[/snapback] Youse love us. I never got the slightest bit of hassle when i was down there. Cockneys on the other hand.... My mate works in a call centre for a leading bank, and he's the biggest pisstaker i know. Every time you phone they're going to be laughing around their office at your voice, what you say etc. It's the law in call centres, he says.

Has really really bad taste in music.

Somethings happened to it anyway. Nae worries, i'll post one of my own fine photos of my own team the mighty Ayr United sometime.....

Aye, we're a right shower o' bastards up here......

Shaving Ryans Privates