Magma

Just boredom

HIM - Wicked Game

Period scene was funny/sick ! aye

Superbad

God that's horrible

HIM - Pretending

RIP

Well I managed to get to college on time, just got in as well. So a nice relaxing weekend for me

And i'm late for college Luckly I managed to ask my mam for a lift

I've conducted a straw pole via pm and got the following result on the above mentioned sexual activity: Jimbo: Been there done that loved it. Magma: Isn't allowed to play with his willy on any day ending in Y. Duckerdavies: Finds he smack his chin when trying to get down to the sink in time for when he cums - see what I did there dickhead? Wacky Jnr: Can't reach the bastard sink! cheeky bastard

Watched this for the first time tonight, found it quite interesting!

Tbh I like some of his songs, but I'm not a great fan of his

0/20

Happy Birthday mate

Congratulations mate! how much did Sam weigh?

RIP

James Blunt - I'll Take Everything

TRANSFER RUMOURS Manager Martin Jol has told Jermain Defoe he will be left to rot in the reserves if he doesn't sign a new contract at Tottenham. (Sun) Everton are trying to lure Barcelona's Mexican wonder kid Efrain Juarez Valdez. (Daily Mirror) Peter Crouch has been assured he has a future at Liverpool, despite finding himself a regular fixture on the subs' bench. (Various) Andriy Shevchenko's days at Chelsea could be numbered after he failed to impress boss Jose Mourinho in the 0-0 draw against Blackburn. (Sun) Newcastle manager Sam Allardyce admits the return to fitness of Michael Owen casts fresh doubt over the future of striker Obafemi Martins. (Daily Mail) OTHER GOSSIP Spurs boss Martin Jol has six games to save his job after Saturday's 3-1 defeat to arch rivals Arsenal. (Various) Sevilla manager Juande Ramos is still the man the Tottenham board want to replace Jol. (Sunday Express) Among the other big name bosses in line to succeed Jol are former White Hart Lane idol Jurgen Klinsmann, Ronald Koeman, Harry Redknapp and Fabio Capello. (Sun) Manchester United defender Mikael Silvestre's season is probably over because of a cruciate knee ligament injury. (Daily Mirror) Chelsea striker Didier Drogba has told boss Jose Mourinho he doesn't want to play until he is fully fit. (Times) AND FINALLY Derby manager Billy Davies has hit back at the snipers who have labelled his team the worst ever to play in the Premier League, insisting: "judge us by where we are at the end of the season". (Daily Star) A new DVD showing life at Stamford Bridge over the last three years features Didier Drogba limbo dancing with Michael Essien after winning the FA Cup. (Times) Stephen Clemence has revealed that his two-year-old son Jack loves dressing up in his Leicester kit. (Times)

James Blunt - Annie

RIP

woo

never had braces but had a filing which is horrible after when you get done

TRANSFER RUMOURS Bolton boss Sammy Lee will fight Newcastle's Sam Allardyce for Norwegian defender Brede Hangeland. (Daily Mirror) Leeds boss Dennis Wise wants to sign Wigan's Polish midfielder Thomas Cywka on loan. (Daily Mirror) West Brom defender Neil Clement is wanted on loan by QPR. (Daily Mirror) Middlesbrough boss Gareth Southgate hopes he can persuade Mark Schwarzer to stay for another year. (Daily Mail) Bolton are set to offer contract rebel Jussi Jaaskelainen a bumper new deal. (Daily Mail) OTHER GOSSIP Chelsea star Michael Ballack may need a third operation on his ankle injury. (Daily Telegraph) Germany coach Joachim Low is seeking showdown talks with Chelsea over their treatment of Ballack. (The Times) England assistant Terry Venables has told their injured stars they face a fight to get their shirts back. (The Sun) Wayne Rooney is sweating on a quick return to the England line-up after Steve McClaren admitted he doesn't know what to do about him. (Daily Star) Liverpool manager Rafa Benitez will hand a dossier to the Premier League that he claims proves they are the victims of a fixtures conspiracy. (Daily Mirror) Reading manager Steve Coppell is convinced the fixture list is loaded in favour of the big clubs. (Daily Mirror) Arsenal boss Arsene Wenger has pledged the rest of his career to the club. (Various) US tycoon Daniel Williams insists his plans to takeover Blackburn are still on track. (Daily Express) Chelsea, Rangers and Celtic are set to be invited to join the G14. (Daily Mail) France boss Raymond Domenech believes they shot themselves in the foot by encouraging thousands of Scots to come to the Parc des Princes. (Daily Record) The brawl between Northern Ireland pair Keith Gillespie and George McCartney broke out over another player's passport. (The Times) Leicester installed Gerry Taggart as Gary Megson's number two to appease disgruntled fans. (Daily Mail) AND FINALLY Football fans have voted Manchester United as Britain's luckiest team, while Sheffield United were said to be the unluckiest. (Daily Star)

Happy Birthday mate