GeordieMessiah

Coal miners

Good thread idea, liking it already! What about those turquoise 3 wheeled cars (like a Robin Reliant, but smaller) - you know the ones that they used to give disabled people - probably got them on the National Health? *I challenge someone to come up with a pic of one - I've tried but can't find one* Also - you don't see people wearing NHS specs anymore - with VERY good reason!

I was just thinking the same thing. In case we've all effectively been dancing on his grave, I'd like to be the first smug bastard to say that I always liked the guy, really - and that none of this was meant to be insulting, just that it was fun to "play" with one of the forum's more eccentric characters.

Every time I see that advert I think of you.

Oh dear. Oh dear, oh dear.

Well that episode was a bit of a let down...

I'm really going to enjoy meeting you a second time. And I mean REALLY enjoy it. HELP! I've got a monkey on my back! Apologise now, Gemmill. It's the sensible thing to do and you know it. Otherwise, you know what might happen... GM: Apologise!!!! Gemmill: Alright, alright, I apologise!!! GM: You're really, really sorry? Gemmill: I'm really, really sorry...I apologise unreservedly! GM: You take it back? Gemmill: I do! I offer a complete retraction! The imputation was totally without basis in fact and was in no way fair comment and was motivated purely by malice...and I deeply regret any distress that comments may have caused you or your family, and I hereby undertake not to repeat any such slander at any time in the future... GM: (pause).........OK.

You're an odd little character, aren't you Jonathan?

He's a shaved ape. FUH AH CUH TUH. I'm really going to enjoy meeting you a second time. And I mean REALLY enjoy it.

You're too kind! And I don't suggest that you're a crazy old cat lady. You're still in your "very early thirties". Aye, I've never seen anyone backtrack so quickly as you did that day! Little wonder! Have you ever seen a picture of your face when you're angry? Nearly shat myself there and then!

You're too kind! And I don't suggest that you're a crazy old cat lady. You're still in your "very early thirties".

Listen to Cath now, Scott. You know you have to behave yourself for her at least.

On in London and Bristol. Which ain't much use to you I'd guess? http://www.bbc.co.uk/films/listings/result...mp;vk=&rid=

At which point you'll realise they accidentally wiped the sound for the first 38 minutes - so watching on replay won't make any difference...

In real life Scotty's one of the most mouse-like characters I've ever met. He's a pussy cat in real life. Soft as shite. Silence, Kong! I'll bring you a bag of peanuts. I prefer pistachio, but anyway...

I've got sound on 301. Must just be you. Sky don't like you. In fact, they hate you. They hate you so much they've turned off your sound. I am sorry, mate. My heart goes out to you. Genuinely.

Probably get her baps out at the funeral.

In real life Scotty's one of the most mouse-like characters I've ever met. He's a pussy cat in real life. Soft as shite.

Peter André is sick in hospital eh? Hope it's nothing too trivial.

Secret squirrel until the last minute. Wins every time.

Working weekends is the pits. When I go back on days my first shift is a Sunday 10am til 7pm. What a load of shite. Aye, but it's shift work and you'll get other days off in lieu. Not like you have to work 7 days a week, like some of us... Says Dave having been sat on his arse at home all day Aye, but...but...there was a time when I had to work weekends and bank holidays you know. Anyway, I do have some sympathy with both you and 2J. Not much fun working weekends.

Working weekends is the pits. When I go back on days my first shift is a Sunday 10am til 7pm. What a load of shite. Aye, but it's shift work and you'll get other days off in lieu. Not like you have to work 7 days a week, like some of us...

*Ahem* I'll ask again... What's all this about Gemma Atkinson having ego problems? I guess I must have missed something, tbh...