GeordieMessiah

Cheers guys. I've been keeping it to myself and a few close friends until now, but Jimbo and Ally being so frank about it spurred me on to spill the beans (pun intended?). Psychologically, having doctors tell you there's something wrong with your plums is a real mind-fuck, because so much of a bloke's masculine identity is tied up with having a nice, healthy pair of bawbags, but I've been surprised over the past 10 months just how much more common an issue this is. Anyway, we'll see how things progress in a couple of weeks' time.

Bloody hell man Greg, I'm impressed with the brave and bold way you're dealing with all this. I've had similar problems, and I'm not out the woods yet, although I've been told in my case it's not testicular cancer, but it's a worry that I could be facing the same fate as Ally (who again mate, hats off to you for your attitude to the whole thing). The past 10 months have been a pretty worrying time for me, in and out of hospitals for tests which they've fucked up twice, which just prolongs the misery. Hope you get it all sorted, and are on the mend now.

About 2 or 3 years old, I reckon. Always was a bit of a messy eater.

Scott...you have been evicted. Please leave the Big Brother house. Scott...you have been evicted. Please leave the Big Brother house. Scott.... etc etc

Was that just a lucky guess?

The only way to get your car through the Channel Tunnel is on a train, Ally. http://www.eurotunnel.com/ukcP3Main/ukcPassengers/

Congratulations Scotty. So you're doing the thing you told me you hoped you'd be doing when we last met? Should be ace, if so, Ginger Bollocks. Well done!

Fixed Your Post

http://www.nationalarchives.gov.uk/films/1...mpage_jimmy.htm Shouldn't really, but this is funny just because of Jimmy Hill

I can't understand why anyone would watch that shit. I was saying as much to my lass this evening when I was round her place to see how she's getting on with this flu bug thing she's got...walked in to see her watching that EastEnders mince...personally I'd sooner gouge out my eyes with a rusty soon than watch it. Cliché ridden shite that bears no relation to anyone's real lives.

Nearly pissed myself laughing at that episode tonight. Pure class.

Has the scary drunk woman gone now?

You should check the Darwin awards for truly stupid ways to die.

I should really say no, because technically I was too old to really be watching it, but I did. I can remember it was pretty well hyped at launch too.

Of course, blokes should only ever piss sitting down if they're laying a length of cable at the same time. That said, I find sitting down for a piss quite hazardous. There's that gap between the toilet pan and the toilet seat that, if you're unfortunate enough to get the wrong trajectory, can result in a thorough dousing of the undercrackers around one's ankles. Yes, this has happened to me at work a few years ago.

Neither can I, tbh. We know you're in a proper mood when you flounce I have absolutely no idea what you mean, strange woman with feline fixation who I don't even know.

Sounds painful.

On BBC News, I'd wager. The filthy swine! Currently listed on BBC News as "most emailed"

Condoms 'too big' for Indian men By Damian Grammaticus BBC News, Delhi A survey of more than 1,000 men in India has concluded that condoms made according to international sizes are too large for a majority of Indian men. The study found that more than half of the men measured had penises that were shorter than international standards for condoms. It has led to a call for condoms of mixed sizes to be made more widely available in India. The two-year study was carried out by the Indian Council of Medical Research. Over 1,200 volunteers from the length and breadth of the country had their penises measured precisely, down to the last millimetre. The scientists even checked their sample was representative of India as a whole in terms of class, religion and urban and rural dwellers. The conclusion of all this scientific endeavour is that about 60% of Indian men have penises which are between three and five centimetres shorter than international standards used in condom manufacture. Doctor Chander Puri, a specialist in reproductive health at the Indian Council of Medical Research, told the BBC there was an obvious need in India for custom-made condoms, as most of those currently on sale are too large. The issue is serious because about one in every five times a condom is used in India it either falls off or tears, an extremely high failure rate. And the country already has the highest number of HIV infections of any nation. 'Not a problem' Mr Puri said that since Indians would be embarrassed about going to a chemist to ask for smaller condoms there should be vending machines dispensing different sizes all around the country. "Smaller condoms are on sale in India. But there is a lack of awareness that different sizes are available. There is anxiety talking about the issue. And normally one feels shy to go to a chemist's shop and ask for a smaller size condom." But Indian men need not be concerned about measuring up internationally according to Sunil Mehra, the former editor of the Indian version of the men's magazine Maxim. "It's not size, it's what you do with it that matters," he said. "From our population, the evidence is Indians are doing pretty well. "With apologies to the poet Alexander Pope, you could say, for inches and centimetres, let fools contend." Story from BBC NEWS: http://news.bbc.co.uk/go/pr/fr/-/1/hi/worl...sia/6161691.stm

Neither can I, tbh.

Stone? Original.

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This thread title's wrong. Shouldn't it be "Jews on the railway"?

I saw it and I instantly knew you'd be right on here to make that comment! Gotta hand it to you Scotty, you seldom disappoint! Class episode of Peep Show tonight though, nearly laughed myself to death! "You want some turkey, Mark!"

Why? This is a free public information service from the BBC no less. EDIT: OK, so I just opened the Dirty Poll thread now. Been done. Fair enough. Still think my thread title was pretty awesome though.