GeordieMessiah

Cheryl Tweedy.

He is managing director of hat trick promotions. That was the cause of the fall out I think - probably a moral somewhere there about going into business with your best mate. Aye, it buggered up Smith & Jones something chronic did that. Barely speak, other than to congratulate each other on making millions out of their TV company.

Yes, the Young Ones just leaves me cold. I can barely raise a grin when I watch it these days. All except the University Challenge episode. Whereas, Dad's Army at least elicits the occasional chuckle: "They don't like it up 'em" "Don't panic, Mr Mainwaring" "Don't tell him, Pike!!" "Doomed! Doomed! We're all doomed" Untouchable.

Edinburgh should not come close to being mentioned in this thread. It's worth paying extra. No place is worth paying the best part of a fiver for a vodka.... Depends where you go. If you got to Tiger Lily and all the ponced up style bars where the self-conscious, preening wannabes go to, you really can't expect much else in Edinburgh. If you want a proper laugh, you need to branch out a bit and try some of the real pubs. Not like you're short of choice in Edinburgh.

Bread. - Wrong,just wrong. On so many different levels. Butterflies. As Time Goes By. No Place Like Home. The Liver Birds. And "The Young Ones" was just pure shite. One decent episode as far as I recall. Fuck me - you just have to look at the listings for UKGold. So called best television in the world... Although on the other hand there's been some classics. Dad's Army for example. Untouchable. Fawlty Towers.

Either way, I'm sure Gemmill will know

your not called the Messiah for nothing...... He's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy. I'll get my coat Original.

Get hold of the CCTV footage, Identify the culprits, track them down and then beat them into a bloody pulp with baseball bats.

your not called the Messiah for nothing...... His head shan't be fitting through the door now man. Can it, 2Twats.

Oh shit. What have I started?

Speaking from experience there?

Just had some Penne Carbonara (home made). Larrrrrvely!!!

Excellent timing by his PR guys either way, what with Easter coming up, and the Bible Belters will go ballistic. Smart thinking.

All I've had since waking up this morning is: Two slices of toast An apple Two clementines A cup of tea Glass of Tropicana

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/25022007/140/film...t-s-coffin.html

Lies!

Generally lose count during the day. Smokers fart more, apparently. Read it somewhere recently. So that's my excuse. Fart a hell of a lot, rather partial to trapping my lass under the bed covers - she loves it! I actually find it more embarrassing farting when in a public toilet cubicle ganning for a shite, knowing that there's a queue outside pissing themselves with laughter at my jungle-esque trouser trumpeting.

I'm very much hoping Gemmill will wet his pants when he sees this thread and will be thinking Sid's shuffled off this mortal coil. Yeah, I know he won't fall for it again. But I'm bored shitless.

He was shite wasn't he...

Sorry dad

This thread has descended into the depths of depravity. I am officially disgusted.

I am dying for a footlong club A footlong what, Radgi? a footlong club sandwhich, toaste, on cheese and herb bread with extra cheese from Subway So you're basically saying you quite like it if the footlong is covered in cheese then.

I am dying for a footlong club A footlong what, Radgi?

Typical bloody Aussie mentality. They seem to think that just because they're "down under" they can do everything we do the opposite way. They even have the water go down their sinkholes the opposite way to us, and then have the temerity to claim it's something to do with geophysics or whatever.

Just had a nice big bowl of porridge liberally sprinkled with sugar...lovely! Anyone else have strange midnight snack cravings?